BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 X-WR-CALNAME:Twistory - travelmonkey PRODID:Generated by Twistory.net CALSCALE:GREGORIAN METHOD:PUBLISH BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23877546038 DTSTART:20100908T025017Z DTEND:20100908T025117Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically only if you act on it.. and the prosecution still has to prove that you wrote the blog post. you'll be acquitted ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23875878120 DTSTART:20100908T022832Z DTEND:20100908T022932Z SUMMARY:view from the practice green this morning at Mid Pacific Country Club http://twitpic.com/2majc6 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23867274819 DTSTART:20100908T003917Z DTEND:20100908T004017Z SUMMARY:@thewino you can "hack" the nook to run android apps - run it like an ipad but WAYYYYYYY cheaper. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23863895089 DTSTART:20100907T235147Z DTEND:20100907T235247Z SUMMARY:8am tee time at Mid Pac again today. Shot an 84, got home and ready to sleep. z z z z z z z FORE! z z z z END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23214084318 DTSTART:20100907T061413Z DTEND:20100907T061513Z SUMMARY:@thesoyface you're welcome END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23204684158 DTSTART:20100907T034314Z DTEND:20100907T034414Z SUMMARY:@ptotheants @dropdeadsuzie oh man, you guys don't know what you're missing. Ketchup flavored chips (from Canada) are great stuff ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23124505821 DTSTART:20100906T065214Z DTEND:20100906T065314Z SUMMARY:@thesoyface again, i don't speak for all monkeys but this monkey doesn't eat bacon. (no, im not jewish) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23123782990 DTSTART:20100906T063704Z DTEND:20100906T063804Z SUMMARY:@thesoyface sounds good. when my mid-week cravings for a BLT come, i'll blame you. especially since i can't have bacon (dammit) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23102932026 DTSTART:20100906T010914Z DTEND:20100906T011014Z SUMMARY:@ClockworkAnge ha! i thought it was a neat design + something to rant about :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23100766847 DTSTART:20100906T003358Z DTEND:20100906T003458Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif aw man sorry to hear it :( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23099770951 DTSTART:20100906T001714Z DTEND:20100906T001814Z SUMMARY:whoever said there is no " i " in "team" lied ! http://tinyurl.com/3xe6whe END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23038425768 DTSTART:20100905T062512Z DTEND:20100905T062612Z SUMMARY:@thesoyface that looked excellent. what kind of greens and bread? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/23001666438 DTSTART:20100904T200714Z DTEND:20100904T200814Z SUMMARY:i found the person who has been making my life hell. how should i mess with this person?: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=726384728 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22949335058 DTSTART:20100904T043044Z DTEND:20100904T043144Z SUMMARY:@ygagaring you tell em, buddy! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22945045379 DTSTART:20100904T032522Z DTEND:20100904T032622Z SUMMARY:the best thing about college football season is that you can forget your crappy former hometown MLB team *coughSEATTLEcoughcough* END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22859176193 DTSTART:20100903T042056Z DTEND:20100903T042156Z SUMMARY:@thesoyface I try to. Can't speak for other monkies though END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22843043690 DTSTART:20100903T002321Z DTEND:20100903T002421Z SUMMARY:@thesoyface how'd you know i wore a pink shirt while golfing today?? are you spying on me ?! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22839922430 DTSTART:20100902T233803Z DTEND:20100902T233903Z SUMMARY:HOORAY FOR THE START OF THE 2010 COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON!! the most wonderful time of the year ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22838002133 DTSTART:20100902T230951Z DTEND:20100902T231051Z SUMMARY:Shot an 82 today happy with that. 3 1/2 hours happy with that. 90210 day happy with that. college football starts tonight happy with that :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22810193469 DTSTART:20100902T160219Z DTEND:20100902T160319Z SUMMARY:Early tee time today! playing Mid Pacific Country Club (on the other side of the island) at 8. have a great day, everyone :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22775523634 DTSTART:20100902T055823Z DTEND:20100902T055923Z SUMMARY:@SamelaAnderson i agree! "charity scamming" is a relatively new thing but lower than low. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22775363227 DTSTART:20100902T055458Z DTEND:20100902T055558Z SUMMARY:@SamelaAnderson looks fishy to me END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22760062566 DTSTART:20100902T014447Z DTEND:20100902T014547Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically ah, fuck em all. :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22759535472 DTSTART:20100902T013709Z DTEND:20100902T013809Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically what's wrong? are you ok? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22753361279 DTSTART:20100902T001141Z DTEND:20100902T001241Z SUMMARY:its Wednesday, 2pm and you know what that means: eating ice cream and watching Hawaii 5 - 0 reruns on TV. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22752929753 DTSTART:20100902T000528Z DTEND:20100902T000628Z SUMMARY:@thesoyface hahahahahahahahaha!!! Hit the beat now.. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22745059003 DTSTART:20100901T221303Z DTEND:20100901T221403Z SUMMARY:@snuffynorton yes! i believe they're showing the old shows to help promote the NEW show thats coming up mid-september. hope its good END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22744510585 DTSTART:20100901T220449Z DTEND:20100901T220549Z SUMMARY:@snuffynorton haha! it's gonna be a while.. i have to grow it out first. McGarrett has cool hair though. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22739554048 DTSTART:20100901T205047Z DTEND:20100901T205147Z SUMMARY:@OlenaHeu Tanioka's, Da Pokeman (Wahiawa), Alicia's, KTA (Big Island), and Foodland END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22736401967 DTSTART:20100901T200010Z DTEND:20100901T200110Z SUMMARY:I'm gonna start combing my hair like Steve McGarrett's (original Hawaii 5 - 0 ) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22730797683 DTSTART:20100901T183145Z DTEND:20100901T183245Z SUMMARY:@looneytunes i always find it by typing in "LoraLee See Thru shirt". but thats just me. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22684156149 DTSTART:20100901T061110Z DTEND:20100901T061210Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ its so embarrassing, i'll DM it to you. :X END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22684097912 DTSTART:20100901T061000Z DTEND:20100901T061100Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ wanna know a secret ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22677729717 DTSTART:20100901T041245Z DTEND:20100901T041345Z SUMMARY:It's sad that the only time i can watch the Mariners play is on the Angels baseball feed. its not like i know anyone on the team anyway END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22655342274 DTSTART:20100831T224417Z DTEND:20100831T224517Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants d'oh! (sorry mum) but you could travel to Hawaii (from Cali) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22584271894 DTSTART:20100831T034230Z DTEND:20100831T034330Z SUMMARY:after watching the Mariners for 11 years, it's quite sad to feel disconnected to the team because of not knowing anyone but Ichiro :( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22581428406 DTSTART:20100831T030152Z DTEND:20100831T030252Z SUMMARY:@moniguzman the color goes well with the wedding ring ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22580442339 DTSTART:20100831T024809Z DTEND:20100831T024909Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif oh, ok. be sure to tell me how your fancy schmancy dinner is tonight. take pics if you can END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22578987726 DTSTART:20100831T022759Z DTEND:20100831T022859Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif who is this and what have you done with the REAL Yalda? everyone knows that she is a whirling hurricane of rage and anger! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22562918486 DTSTART:20100830T224700Z DTEND:20100830T224800Z SUMMARY:this is super awesome!!!! : http://thewildernessdowntown.com/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22547369764 DTSTART:20100830T184601Z DTEND:20100830T184701Z SUMMARY:the Original Hawaii 5-0 marathon on SPIKE TV !!!!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22545396726 DTSTART:20100830T181408Z DTEND:20100830T181508Z SUMMARY:Chimpanzee escape in Oklahoma City! Run Monkey, Run !!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22473044701 DTSTART:20100829T223657Z DTEND:20100829T223757Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically of course! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22472695319 DTSTART:20100829T223127Z DTEND:20100829T223227Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically that's great! have an awesome school year.. don't go to too many keggers! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22471007563 DTSTART:20100829T220458Z DTEND:20100829T220558Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically what's your major? art history - good luck with that zzz zzz zzz zzz. (i had 3 years of it) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22420611693 DTSTART:20100829T073456Z DTEND:20100829T073556Z SUMMARY:@thesoyface I admit to the underwear and the ice cream but remember, you included the "wanker" part.. That's a bit personal there .. Hahaaha END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22420193984 DTSTART:20100829T072544Z DTEND:20100829T072644Z SUMMARY:@thesoyface but you won't forget that I'm a "dude"! Hahaha END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22419521744 DTSTART:20100829T071154Z DTEND:20100829T071254Z SUMMARY:@thesoyface so jealous! thats one of my favorite places ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22310235264 DTSTART:20100828T001713Z DTEND:20100828T001813Z SUMMARY:@Lujee Happy Birthday ! may all your wishes come true :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22304713355 DTSTART:20100827T224628Z DTEND:20100827T224728Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ only while im abusing pain killers. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22304344966 DTSTART:20100827T224035Z DTEND:20100827T224135Z SUMMARY:ran into a high school friend today. fortunately, it wasn't someone i offended or threw into the dumpster. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22222646128 DTSTART:20100827T002652Z DTEND:20100827T002752Z SUMMARY:Hawktimus Prime? thats just sad. http://tinyurl.com/35xyora END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22219464613 DTSTART:20100826T234021Z DTEND:20100826T234121Z SUMMARY:@king5eveningmag Thank you! i appreciate it ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22217198023 DTSTART:20100826T230708Z DTEND:20100826T230808Z SUMMARY:Stay-Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows? YES PLEASE!! http://tinyurl.com/2f4r5mr END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22214272817 DTSTART:20100826T222255Z DTEND:20100826T222355Z SUMMARY:fastest 9 holes ever. shot a 43.. whatever that means. no one was on the course and i did my part to help the economy today. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22203715900 DTSTART:20100826T193427Z DTEND:20100826T193527Z SUMMARY:@DixonTam Vancouver, Mercedes, knock-out = hockey player with road rage ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22199732962 DTSTART:20100826T182826Z DTEND:20100826T182926Z SUMMARY:STUPID SCREECH!!! now i feel like i need to shower with simple green: http://tinyurl.com/ya6zeyf END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22198778723 DTSTART:20100826T181254Z DTEND:20100826T181354Z SUMMARY:@RachelleKOMO thank you! and your enchiladas looked delicious ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22197879082 DTSTART:20100826T175848Z DTEND:20100826T175948Z SUMMARY:@jennihogan thank you! i'll see if i can get some pics :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22196747608 DTSTART:20100826T174113Z DTEND:20100826T174213Z SUMMARY:@dlwdillon i think it would be great! you get to meet people you follow and see if they're as witty offline as they are on twitter ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22196330664 DTSTART:20100826T173453Z DTEND:20100826T173553Z SUMMARY:@LilyJang thank you!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22195385150 DTSTART:20100826T172100Z DTEND:20100826T172200Z SUMMARY:@king5eveningmag could you please RT? thanks! Seattle Tweetup: "The Summit of Awesome" Aug 28, 7pm @ Julia's on Cap Hill http://ow.ly/2uSSo END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22195371218 DTSTART:20100826T172048Z DTEND:20100826T172148Z SUMMARY:@RachelleKOMO could you please RT? thanks! Seattle Tweetup: "The Summit of Awesome" Aug 28, 7pm @ Julia's on Cap Hill http://ow.ly/2uSSo END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22195357579 DTSTART:20100826T172036Z DTEND:20100826T172136Z SUMMARY:@lilyjang could you please RT? thanks! Seattle Tweetup: "The Summit of Awesome" Aug 28, 7pm @ Julia's on Cap Hill http://ow.ly/2uSSo END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22195340364 DTSTART:20100826T172021Z DTEND:20100826T172121Z SUMMARY:@jennihogan could you please RT? thanks! Seattle Tweetup: "The Summit of Awesome" Aug 28, 7pm @ Julia's on Cap Hill http://ow.ly/2uSSo END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22195321906 DTSTART:20100826T172005Z DTEND:20100826T172105Z SUMMARY:@moniguzman could you please RT? thanks! Seattle Tweetup: "The Summit of Awesome" Aug 28, 7pm @ Julia's on Cap Hill http://ow.ly/2uSSo END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22192461222 DTSTART:20100826T164105Z DTEND:20100826T164205Z SUMMARY:must figure out way to incorporate "Meat’normous" into my vocabulary today END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22191806539 DTSTART:20100826T163234Z DTEND:20100826T163334Z SUMMARY:i always wanted to live in a house with an elevator in it END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22135872095 DTSTART:20100826T011017Z DTEND:20100826T011117Z SUMMARY:Moral of the story: don't rush into marriage, guys http://tinyurl.com/26eyewy END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22134610233 DTSTART:20100826T005224Z DTEND:20100826T005324Z SUMMARY:Seattle people - meet @Jurgen_Nation, @mrsflinger, and @SnarkyAmber at Julia's on Broadway this Friday Aug 28 7pm - 2am #seattletweetup RT END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22134168658 DTSTART:20100826T004558Z DTEND:20100826T004658Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif yes, NOW END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22114203350 DTSTART:20100825T194428Z DTEND:20100825T194528Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants BFFs restored ! candy on its way ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22113441814 DTSTART:20100825T193203Z DTEND:20100825T193303Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants did you just call Top Gear lame? i don't know if we can be twitter BFFs anymore. im unsending my candy! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22112388888 DTSTART:20100825T191434Z DTEND:20100825T191534Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants yeah, but TOP GEAR is on at 3! watch that instead ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22109494724 DTSTART:20100825T182645Z DTEND:20100825T182745Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants oh, totally! i'll get right on that END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22108745798 DTSTART:20100825T181415Z DTEND:20100825T181515Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants aww thats so sweet! when i clicked it, it said "you don't have any BFFs, Cheeky Monkey" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22047589351 DTSTART:20100825T011115Z DTEND:20100825T011215Z SUMMARY:@COKE_KITTY @Jurgen_nation is coke kitty on this website? http://animalsondrugs.tumblr.com/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22045282098 DTSTART:20100825T003839Z DTEND:20100825T003939Z SUMMARY:i just realized that i was wearing my shorts inside out all day and no one mentioned this to me. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/22021952436 DTSTART:20100824T183603Z DTEND:20100824T183703Z SUMMARY:woke up. ate prime rib for breakfast. today is off to a great start. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21954867611 DTSTART:20100824T000147Z DTEND:20100824T000247Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically hey, you're rockin' the 27 though. and my hair will NEVER be as cool as yours while eating pudding !! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21954666526 DTSTART:20100823T235901Z DTEND:20100824T000001Z SUMMARY:it's almost 2pm, played 22 (18 + 4 extra) holes of golf today, and now i'm eating ice cream while naked. what did you do today? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21860232168 DTSTART:20100822T213657Z DTEND:20100822T213757Z SUMMARY:Happy Retirement, Sweet Lou Pinella ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21814265560 DTSTART:20100822T075638Z DTEND:20100822T075738Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ err.. tongue and bellybutton? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21814071721 DTSTART:20100822T075212Z DTEND:20100822T075312Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ probably something misleading like a Geico Insurance commercial. THUMBS DOWN. Aloha, Mr. Hand ! (no guesses on the peircings) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21813639203 DTSTART:20100822T074222Z DTEND:20100822T074322Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ yes! some commercial is using it as background music now. bastards! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21813352159 DTSTART:20100822T073556Z DTEND:20100822T073656Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ can it be any other scene than Phoebe Cates removing her swimsuit top???? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21763728982 DTSTART:20100821T170351Z DTEND:20100821T170451Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants i knew you were gonna say that :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21762560685 DTSTART:20100821T164652Z DTEND:20100821T164752Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants that's amazing! i didn't know that dolphins could walk! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21737029598 DTSTART:20100821T093210Z DTEND:20100821T093310Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ I wish I could answer something cool like radiohead, but to be honest it Hanson's mmmbop END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21736774423 DTSTART:20100821T092558Z DTEND:20100821T092658Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ in bed, listening to my iPod, reading twitter.. You're still up? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21733949303 DTSTART:20100821T081820Z DTEND:20100821T081920Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ A: i'll get right to work on the interactive ceiling porn. and B: crazy people don't know (don't care?) that they're crazy END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21733525611 DTSTART:20100821T080824Z DTEND:20100821T080924Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ O RLY? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21715702582 DTSTART:20100821T024713Z DTEND:20100821T024813Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ that's great to hear!! Hope it lasts for the rest of your life - you deserve it (i was gonna say all weekend but you deserve more END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21715372800 DTSTART:20100821T024210Z DTEND:20100821T024310Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ hey! How are you? Been reading your tweets and hope things are well (good job on the dude thing) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21714842437 DTSTART:20100821T023410Z DTEND:20100821T023510Z SUMMARY:Showing " perfect private parts" on BBC America after TopGear is almost like the universe conspiring for me to watch it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21634790580 DTSTART:20100820T035949Z DTEND:20100820T040049Z SUMMARY:@jennihogan What a great idea from a great person (you). i think you're awesome! good luck with that ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21627900343 DTSTART:20100820T021527Z DTEND:20100820T021627Z SUMMARY:@MunkayM hey man, hope tomorrow is a better day for you. hang in there. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21621571604 DTSTART:20100820T004205Z DTEND:20100820T004305Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants it seems like i can never get enough of those. maybe i'll buy some and tweet about eating those in my underwear tomorrow END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21621023467 DTSTART:20100820T003345Z DTEND:20100820T003445Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants i know. i'm just digging the hole i'm in deeper and deeper. here is a peace offering: http://tinyurl.com/2ak2dk3 MY FAV END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21620662641 DTSTART:20100820T002814Z DTEND:20100820T002914Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants nope, its Sunny, 82 degrees and quite breezy. (hence the sitting around in underwear) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21620564185 DTSTART:20100820T002643Z DTEND:20100820T002743Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants would you hate me less if i ran out of oreos and moved on to some Cadbury milk chocolate ? :D END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21617789798 DTSTART:20100819T234402Z DTEND:20100819T234502Z SUMMARY:@Sundry that's crazy, insane, and sad. but mostly insane. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21615287191 DTSTART:20100819T230547Z DTEND:20100819T230647Z SUMMARY:@thesoyface if you develop that, you'll be a rich rich woman. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21615108554 DTSTART:20100819T230309Z DTEND:20100819T230409Z SUMMARY:it's 1pm on wed. i'm sitting in my underwear, eating vanilla oreos and watching TV. you're at work. i have made better life choices than you END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21613652526 DTSTART:20100819T224014Z DTEND:20100819T224114Z SUMMARY:somewhere Mike Piazza is laughing his ass off like a maniac. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21612894806 DTSTART:20100819T222821Z DTEND:20100819T222921Z SUMMARY:random find: just bought nike hockey gloves $20. in Hawaii. i don't play hockey anymore and its hard to type with them on. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21602079548 DTSTART:20100819T192859Z DTEND:20100819T192959Z SUMMARY:haha! i did that "i'm a dude" tweet and lost 4 followers. sorry to disappoint you guys. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21601518758 DTSTART:20100819T191912Z DTEND:20100819T192012Z SUMMARY:i'm just going to end all my tweets with "I'm a dude" to avoid any gender confusion. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21601397618 DTSTART:20100819T191708Z DTEND:20100819T191808Z SUMMARY:@ptotheants oh Pants, sending love and support and well wishes to you and grandma. wish there was more i could do END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21594845759 DTSTART:20100819T172930Z DTEND:20100819T173030Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants i was hoping that you were walking by and saw it floating. i'll have to check the pool thoroughly before diving in now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21593121023 DTSTART:20100819T170405Z DTEND:20100819T170505Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants you swam up to it?!?! AUGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! so sorry to hear that END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21592939012 DTSTART:20100819T170124Z DTEND:20100819T170224Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants disgusting for you = hilarity for me : "PS: I found used sanitary towels in that pool on two different occasions last year" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21553319429 DTSTART:20100819T053653Z DTEND:20100819T053753Z SUMMARY:@ptotheants it sounds like you had a good day, and a well deserved one too :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21533910277 DTSTART:20100819T003507Z DTEND:20100819T003607Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants i believe so. i just bought it based on name :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21533304852 DTSTART:20100819T002558Z DTEND:20100819T002658Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants i had to go back to find this one : http://twitpic.com/2d91j END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21531440870 DTSTART:20100818T235828Z DTEND:20100818T235928Z SUMMARY:so thats where my bar bill went: http://tinyurl.com/2bhwf8h END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21476153558 DTSTART:20100818T091342Z DTEND:20100818T091442Z SUMMARY:@ptotheants thank you, Pants! You are the best! Ditto END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21473130803 DTSTART:20100818T080522Z DTEND:20100818T080622Z SUMMARY:going to bed.. tomorrow will be a better day END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21472863767 DTSTART:20100818T075920Z DTEND:20100818T080020Z SUMMARY:@thesoyface i knew i should have bought some ice cream at the market today! (but i brushed my teeth already) maybe just tired (?) :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21472747713 DTSTART:20100818T075637Z DTEND:20100818T075737Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ haha! not that either.. just more apt to cry, angry.. emotional? maybe its the painkillers/antibiotics? not sure. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21472237965 DTSTART:20100818T074448Z DTEND:20100818T074548Z SUMMARY:don't know why i've been extremely emotional all day. maybe its the time of the month (which is funny, cause i'm a DUDE!) emotional overload END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21470275858 DTSTART:20100818T070108Z DTEND:20100818T070208Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ did you read that before? it cracks me up every single time i read it END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21469270648 DTSTART:20100818T063936Z DTEND:20100818T064036Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ here is some graphic design humor (if you haven't seen it before) - http://tinyurl.com/2g8ytcg http://tinyurl.com/yj2qeza END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21467782364 DTSTART:20100818T060823Z DTEND:20100818T060923Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ thanks! i feel the same way, unless that was a private text again :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21455365850 DTSTART:20100818T023832Z DTEND:20100818T023932Z SUMMARY:this story puts life into perspective and breaks my heart : http://tinyurl.com/2f36cyj END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21441456332 DTSTART:20100817T231538Z DTEND:20100817T231638Z SUMMARY:@therealmix it inspired me to play some Kid Sensation: Back to Boom ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21433640596 DTSTART:20100817T211546Z DTEND:20100817T211646Z SUMMARY:@pollypisspants here ya go : http://www.jbox.com/IMAGE/v2qbL :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21379849132 DTSTART:20100817T055149Z DTEND:20100817T055249Z SUMMARY:@Sundry yep. Learned how when I broke my hand. Now I'm sort of ambidextrous. TMI ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21353141685 DTSTART:20100816T231158Z DTEND:20100816T231258Z SUMMARY:@lilyjang: you should make a video like this http://tinyurl.com/2g8qz3h awesomeness starts at the 1:00 mark. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21333503543 DTSTART:20100816T175515Z DTEND:20100816T175615Z SUMMARY:Behold: the versatility of SPAM http://tinyurl.com/242j6l4 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21293945128 DTSTART:20100816T063453Z DTEND:20100816T063553Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ what are you working on? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21245558541 DTSTART:20100815T170827Z DTEND:20100815T170927Z SUMMARY:What? the 49ers are playing the Toronto Argonauts? oh, those are the Colts. whats up with the ugly uniforms ?! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21204602427 DTSTART:20100815T042958Z DTEND:20100815T043058Z SUMMARY:Stefon Johson get well soon! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21183590862 DTSTART:20100814T224620Z DTEND:20100814T224720Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants LOL! lets see.. Crunky is a chocolate snack, Pocari Sweat is a gatorade-style sports drink and my favorite: Calpis. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21183235755 DTSTART:20100814T223947Z DTEND:20100814T224047Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants what? no Crunky, or Pocari Sweat ?! YUM YUM END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21182519624 DTSTART:20100814T222641Z DTEND:20100814T222741Z SUMMARY:Thundarr is a barbarian, Ariel is a sorceress, what the hell is Ookla? A Mok? what the hell is a Mok ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21182449854 DTSTART:20100814T222525Z DTEND:20100814T222625Z SUMMARY:Clarkson ripping a F-40 past a Zonda, Carrera GT and an Enzo. Love me some classic Top Gear. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21114066915 DTSTART:20100814T020336Z DTEND:20100814T020436Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ YES!!!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21105222385 DTSTART:20100813T234425Z DTEND:20100813T234525Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif in that case, do it for the better of all mankind. Ponytailed d-bags need to be put down. :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21104331765 DTSTART:20100813T233001Z DTEND:20100813T233101Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif tell your therapist that shes fired. you have some evil evil thoughts in that gorgeous head of yours. scary! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21096880020 DTSTART:20100813T213000Z DTEND:20100813T213100Z SUMMARY:@Oatuling uh oh. its turning into an epidemic! the friday the 13th curse !! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21096552367 DTSTART:20100813T212452Z DTEND:20100813T212552Z SUMMARY:Friday the 13th curse strikes: i grabbed the fish bento (lunchbox) instead of the chicken bento. didn't realize until i came home. ARGGGGHHH END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21096308768 DTSTART:20100813T212059Z DTEND:20100813T212159Z SUMMARY:#FF amazing people, amazing writers: @jurgen_nation @sarcasmically @angelynn_ @looneytunes and, they're all girls ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21095148733 DTSTART:20100813T210149Z DTEND:20100813T210249Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ gives a whole new spin on that 5 girls (and me) in a bed with 2 zip cams now, doesn't it? don't feel bad, it's funny ! :D END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21089941222 DTSTART:20100813T193503Z DTEND:20100813T193603Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ dude looks like a lady ! (singing) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21088977924 DTSTART:20100813T191843Z DTEND:20100813T191943Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ (the durr was for me, typing like a girl) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21088931613 DTSTART:20100813T191756Z DTEND:20100813T191856Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ no you're not. someone else told me that i type like a girl ! haha ! its funny ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21087990728 DTSTART:20100813T190233Z DTEND:20100813T190333Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ I'M A DUDE! durr. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21080801709 DTSTART:20100813T171218Z DTEND:20100813T171318Z SUMMARY:Walker Texas Ranger is on at 7am ! an ass-kicking start to friday the 13th ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21078097572 DTSTART:20100813T163549Z DTEND:20100813T163649Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ i was gonna say "get the Lambo out of the way, its blocking the view of the Ferrari 458!!!!" wowee END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21039608824 DTSTART:20100813T053844Z DTEND:20100813T053944Z SUMMARY:@hellbox @studiochristine how wonderful :) congratulations again ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/21017523696 DTSTART:20100813T000905Z DTEND:20100813T001005Z SUMMARY:@Ahm76 pick me ! pick me ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20953990958 DTSTART:20100812T063820Z DTEND:20100812T063920Z SUMMARY:@SamelaAnderson you will be awesome ! congrats and good luck END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20953972139 DTSTART:20100812T063757Z DTEND:20100812T063857Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ hi :) how are you doing? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20953456847 DTSTART:20100812T062740Z DTEND:20100812T062840Z SUMMARY:@angelynn_ oh ! one of my favs !! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20926777463 DTSTART:20100811T234214Z DTEND:20100811T234314Z SUMMARY:uh oh. what i thought was ranch dressing dip was actually old nasty cool whip from 4 weeks ago. ill be on the toilet if you need me. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20921685580 DTSTART:20100811T222317Z DTEND:20100811T222417Z SUMMARY:@hellbox awesome! here is hoping for a speedy delivery and healthy baby !! Congrats :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20915842084 DTSTART:20100811T205458Z DTEND:20100811T205558Z SUMMARY:@studiochristine HOLY WOW!!! thats great ! here is hoping for a speedy delivery and healthy baby !! Congrats :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20814515306 DTSTART:20100810T181207Z DTEND:20100810T181307Z SUMMARY:Monkey Hero! http://tinyurl.com/33ww2yy END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20761675846 DTSTART:20100810T030906Z DTEND:20100810T031006Z SUMMARY:@SamelaAnderson Congrats! thats great news END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20756182407 DTSTART:20100810T015236Z DTEND:20100810T015336Z SUMMARY:Oh, how i love thee, Top Gear lost episodes! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20747972972 DTSTART:20100810T000033Z DTEND:20100810T000133Z SUMMARY:couldn't find my dremel tool, so i went to home depot to buy a new one. #imbecomingmydad END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20602945561 DTSTART:20100808T042430Z DTEND:20100808T042530Z SUMMARY:GO Chael, GO ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20589484126 DTSTART:20100808T004635Z DTEND:20100808T004735Z SUMMARY:Colt Brennan signs with the Oakland Raiders END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20587242772 DTSTART:20100808T000626Z DTEND:20100808T000726Z SUMMARY:performance anxiety? http://yfrog.com/n6zufpj (via @JeriLRyan) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20501331428 DTSTART:20100806T215317Z DTEND:20100806T215417Z SUMMARY:How come stuff never tastes as good as it looks in commercials? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20497720211 DTSTART:20100806T204850Z DTEND:20100806T204950Z SUMMARY:HOLY SMOKES- the LOST epilogue http://tinyurl.com/25rqqso !!!!!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20444990175 DTSTART:20100806T053537Z DTEND:20100806T053637Z SUMMARY:feeling passive aggressive? have something to get off your chest? if so, visit : http://www.secretgripe.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20420297369 DTSTART:20100805T232601Z DTEND:20100805T232701Z SUMMARY:If you had to go back and re-live high school again, w… — I thought about this long and hard. There are so many … http://4ms.me/d0jwcv END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20419250459 DTSTART:20100805T231057Z DTEND:20100805T231157Z SUMMARY:@JennBrownESPN but how will you know if a girl "likes" you or if she "like-likes" you ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20418327541 DTSTART:20100805T225626Z DTEND:20100805T225726Z SUMMARY:Twitter is still down? how will random people know that i'm out of wheat thins or what i had for lunch now ? (1st Q answered the 2nd) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20368991021 DTSTART:20100805T065826Z DTEND:20100805T065926Z SUMMARY:ever wonder who made the "fail whale"? : http://tinyurl.com/32fpxk9 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20331775443 DTSTART:20100804T204110Z DTEND:20100804T204210Z SUMMARY:Lavense sus manos! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20331132665 DTSTART:20100804T202938Z DTEND:20100804T203038Z SUMMARY:KILL IT WITH FIRRREEEE : http://tinyurl.com/28qjxzy END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20328325291 DTSTART:20100804T194321Z DTEND:20100804T194421Z SUMMARY:speaking of more money than i'll ever have, this blows my mind: http://tinyurl.com/2ca2xhv END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20328225299 DTSTART:20100804T194140Z DTEND:20100804T194240Z SUMMARY:@YKnot i'm just jealous that he has more money than i'll ever have. ha! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20326095262 DTSTART:20100804T190532Z DTEND:20100804T190632Z SUMMARY:Paul, Sr. isn't the most articulate person, is he? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20325384072 DTSTART:20100804T185315Z DTEND:20100804T185415Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically lol ! true, but i don't plan on either in the future :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20325224551 DTSTART:20100804T185031Z DTEND:20100804T185131Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically it gets better! he carried the elephant poo around, then used it to light a fire! if he was a friend,i wouldnt shake his hand END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20324713887 DTSTART:20100804T184141Z DTEND:20100804T184241Z SUMMARY:woke up, turned on TV, first thing i saw was Bear Grylls drinking liquid he was squeezing out of elephant poo. guess im not eating today. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20261795692 DTSTART:20100804T001606Z DTEND:20100804T001706Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u if given the chance, i fling poo and blame it on my painkillers. im glad you're happy though :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20261742923 DTSTART:20100804T001521Z DTEND:20100804T001621Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation in my shame closet. #foursquare HAHA! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20252779259 DTSTART:20100803T215255Z DTEND:20100803T215355Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif cookie? i thought you wanted BOOZE, you lush END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20246445351 DTSTART:20100803T200009Z DTEND:20100803T200109Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u awwwwwww! (tell him to knock it off, he's making us look bad!) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20246338696 DTSTART:20100803T195814Z DTEND:20100803T195914Z SUMMARY:What Would Snooki Do? more like What Wouldn't Snooki Do. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20243134369 DTSTART:20100803T190202Z DTEND:20100803T190302Z SUMMARY:@KSom "slacking off" is understandable with exams and all. its fun to see that we've been to some of the same places.looking forward to more END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20242128388 DTSTART:20100803T184458Z DTEND:20100803T184558Z SUMMARY:@KSom welcome home! i really enjoyed reading about your adventures and looking at the pics of Bromley ! thanks for sharing :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20184791432 DTSTART:20100803T014231Z DTEND:20100803T014331Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif you should have told him "very very carefully" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20182819078 DTSTART:20100803T011219Z DTEND:20100803T011319Z SUMMARY:i bought my Rocky the Flying Squirrel golf head cover too soon: http://tinyurl.com/2uveb5d END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20182814861 DTSTART:20100803T011215Z DTEND:20100803T011315Z SUMMARY:Monkeys hate flying squirrels? http://tinyurl.com/3xs4hk2 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20165316055 DTSTART:20100802T202503Z DTEND:20100802T202603Z SUMMARY:shark week is getting lame. i still root for the sharks though. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/20012044248 DTSTART:20100731T190208Z DTEND:20100731T190308Z SUMMARY:this is so cute: http://tinyurl.com/27mhubh END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19958119263 DTSTART:20100731T021833Z DTEND:20100731T021933Z SUMMARY:@angelynnodom i'm hanging in there. one day at a time and all of that. but its looking better and better, thanks for asking END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19956580590 DTSTART:20100731T015446Z DTEND:20100731T015546Z SUMMARY:@angelynnodom was that to me, or a tweet that was supposed to be a text ? haha! hope you're doing well :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19947583241 DTSTART:20100730T232845Z DTEND:20100730T232945Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif thanks! it went well; recovery is slow. antibiotic is crazy. finally over. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19947555121 DTSTART:20100730T232816Z DTEND:20100730T232916Z SUMMARY:@studiochristine thank you. it went well, recovery is going good but sloooowwww END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19947519659 DTSTART:20100730T232739Z DTEND:20100730T232839Z SUMMARY:Post surgery check up went well, and i can finally stop taking that crazy antibiotic. time for mayhem and foolishness! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19888744094 DTSTART:20100730T061007Z DTEND:20100730T061107Z SUMMARY:@looneytunes did you know you could follow her @KChenoweth ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19679786861 DTSTART:20100727T191547Z DTEND:20100727T191647Z SUMMARY:RIP Jack Tatum END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19596478977 DTSTART:20100726T192456Z DTEND:20100726T192556Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif yikes! thanks for letting me know. i changed the password so hopefully it will stop END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19523097032 DTSTART:20100725T214156Z DTEND:20100725T214256Z SUMMARY:@looneytunes thats insane! some commenters need to get a life. it was funny while it lasted though. chin up! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19516472236 DTSTART:20100725T192934Z DTEND:20100725T193034Z SUMMARY:don't mind me, i'm taking painkillers. nothing hurts or anything, i just like abusing my painkillers when i got em. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19447308426 DTSTART:20100724T211917Z DTEND:20100724T212017Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation the visual in my head was better. then again, im heavily sedated with pain meds. WOO :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19446464864 DTSTART:20100724T210117Z DTEND:20100724T210217Z SUMMARY:surgery sucks. avoid it if you can. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19446452349 DTSTART:20100724T210102Z DTEND:20100724T210202Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation you say that like its a bad thing. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19008000501 DTSTART:20100720T165606Z DTEND:20100720T165706Z SUMMARY:time to go for another surgery today. see you when i see you :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/19007718280 DTSTART:20100720T165150Z DTEND:20100720T165250Z SUMMARY:@jfinch27 Congratulations on a awesome career! now that you're no longer pro, i'd like to invite you to my co-ed softpitch team. let me know END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18943562315 DTSTART:20100719T210918Z DTEND:20100719T211018Z SUMMARY:so much epic fail that it's actually a WIN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk (from @rachelllll) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18931164824 DTSTART:20100719T171718Z DTEND:20100719T171818Z SUMMARY:R.I.P James Gammon (Lou Brown the Cleveland Indians manager in Major League) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18901443756 DTSTART:20100719T083237Z DTEND:20100719T083337Z SUMMARY:@boborobobonobo it was God's way of saying "you've slept enough, wake-up!" i guess :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18898618154 DTSTART:20100719T072428Z DTEND:20100719T072528Z SUMMARY:@looneytunes That is great! Congratulations :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18890913005 DTSTART:20100719T044544Z DTEND:20100719T044644Z SUMMARY:earthquake update: just came home from costco.. no hoarding water or toilet paper and no limits on cases of spam you could buy. (we got 8) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18880618958 DTSTART:20100719T020234Z DTEND:20100719T020334Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif they're not so bad. the anticipation of a tsunami or hurricane seem worse to me END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18879437691 DTSTART:20100719T014352Z DTEND:20100719T014452Z SUMMARY:EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! woke me up from my nap. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18811158763 DTSTART:20100718T032028Z DTEND:20100718T032128Z SUMMARY:i had to wait until i ordered my shirt to tell you about OLD SPICE "i'm on a horse" t-shirts! http://tinyurl.com/2ft8mxm END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18805401575 DTSTART:20100718T014207Z DTEND:20100718T014307Z SUMMARY:while on my way home today.... WHAT THA?!?!??? http://tinyurl.com/2wv49kx END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18651396395 DTSTART:20100716T023356Z DTEND:20100716T023456Z SUMMARY:currently writing to Costco to carry 5 gallon tubs of Nutella. the 1 gallon bucket doesn't last long enough. :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18621934922 DTSTART:20100715T182310Z DTEND:20100715T182410Z SUMMARY:SILVERFISH HAND CATCH! http://tinyurl.com/29p6j6v END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18299392701 DTSTART:20100711T203755Z DTEND:20100711T203855Z SUMMARY:i laughed so hard i cried: http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18224121840 DTSTART:20100710T212453Z DTEND:20100710T212553Z SUMMARY:finally home. long week. exhausted. surgery sucks butt. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18087447210 DTSTART:20100709T032836Z DTEND:20100709T032936Z SUMMARY:@parje haha! that's true!! i haven't thought about that :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/18078206502 DTSTART:20100709T012140Z DTEND:20100709T012240Z SUMMARY:hamsters can drive Kias... i need one of these: http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/crazy-truck.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17992689356 DTSTART:20100708T001921Z DTEND:20100708T002021Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants i am.. hopefully someone will bring me ice cream with it (jedi mind tricks) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17991783458 DTSTART:20100708T000433Z DTEND:20100708T000533Z SUMMARY:@LilyJang Well, first I .... oh ! you said "heat".. nevermind :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17989092680 DTSTART:20100707T231953Z DTEND:20100707T232053Z SUMMARY:one surgery down.. one to go.. no nutella.. yet. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17918435765 DTSTART:20100707T032051Z DTEND:20100707T032151Z SUMMARY:@iSteve_ lingon berry jam sounds good (never had it before).. and thanks for the well wishes, buddy! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17918389418 DTSTART:20100707T032011Z DTEND:20100707T032111Z SUMMARY:@Oatuling thank you! nutella makes lots of things better :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17915853257 DTSTART:20100707T024156Z DTEND:20100707T024256Z SUMMARY:bad news: i have surgery scheduled for tomorrow at 10 am. prayers and well wishes accepted; good news: i'm eating nutella :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17905569330 DTSTART:20100706T235305Z DTEND:20100706T235405Z SUMMARY:uh oh. Lohan going to jail for 90 days END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17901503109 DTSTART:20100706T224107Z DTEND:20100706T224207Z SUMMARY:@swati_b i did.. until i came back to check twitter and JUST LOOKED at ebay, but i'm running away again.. thanks for the advice :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17899530657 DTSTART:20100706T220555Z DTEND:20100706T220655Z SUMMARY:must.. stay.. off.. ebay.. and.. stop.. buying.. stuff.. i.. don't.. need..... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17739484212 DTSTART:20100704T191653Z DTEND:20100704T191753Z SUMMARY:wow! a "Greatest American Hero" marathon on the Syfy channel! it's like its some sort of holiday today or something! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17671322884 DTSTART:20100703T191938Z DTEND:20100703T192038Z SUMMARY:"Shake weight for men" commercial = NO BUENO END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17667984005 DTSTART:20100703T181656Z DTEND:20100703T181756Z SUMMARY:Fire up the VCR: Tonya Harding is going on honeymoon again: http://tinyurl.com/2u8j27o (via Fark.com) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17632051453 DTSTART:20100703T065559Z DTEND:20100703T065659Z SUMMARY:@looneytunes saying a prayer for your family and sending love, support and peace your way END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17606118436 DTSTART:20100702T225104Z DTEND:20100702T225204Z SUMMARY:@angelynnodom nice to see you :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17600293584 DTSTART:20100702T210928Z DTEND:20100702T211028Z SUMMARY:Red Bull F1 makes pit stop at Britain Parliament building. BAD ASS!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkEfliACANQ&feature=player_embedded END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17554357850 DTSTART:20100702T071228Z DTEND:20100702T071328Z SUMMARY:@looneytunes "oh baby! Tajikstan! ohh yeahhhh minimum wage.. ohhhh health care reform" SEXXXYY! (to each their own, i like the green dress) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17547064158 DTSTART:20100702T044224Z DTEND:20100702T044324Z SUMMARY:@looneytunes i bet it was the green dress that got his "engine revving" :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17536375160 DTSTART:20100702T014838Z DTEND:20100702T014938Z SUMMARY:i spent the last half hour applying nail polish to my golf clubs to "customize" them. please don't tell my masculine side. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17531412726 DTSTART:20100702T002517Z DTEND:20100702T002617Z SUMMARY:@pikko wow! great segment with Steve on Sunrise! Good luck at your upcoming book signings! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17530569878 DTSTART:20100702T001031Z DTEND:20100702T001131Z SUMMARY:@pikko bummer that i missed it, but congrats to you again ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17529840627 DTSTART:20100701T235742Z DTEND:20100701T235842Z SUMMARY:@PeteCarroll great article about you in the current Sports Illustrated! You're my favorite coach wherever you're coaching at! Win Forever! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17529044894 DTSTART:20100701T234320Z DTEND:20100701T234420Z SUMMARY:@pikko is that going to be on tonight's news? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17524818617 DTSTART:20100701T222634Z DTEND:20100701T222734Z SUMMARY:@looneytunes i knew he was your fav (thats why i asked).. its heart wrenching to watch this year and i kind of miss watching it with you :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17524348973 DTSTART:20100701T221752Z DTEND:20100701T221852Z SUMMARY:@looneytunes i'm glad it wasn't over the top. BTW- watching "the deadliest catch" this season? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17523949245 DTSTART:20100701T221026Z DTEND:20100701T221126Z SUMMARY:@looneytunes HECK YEAH I LIKEY! i might just show up to BlogHer to see it in person! WHOAAA END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17519876421 DTSTART:20100701T205238Z DTEND:20100701T205338Z SUMMARY:if i was in Vancouver i'd have some timbits, an ice-cap, some old dutch ketchup flavoured chips (and weigh 500lbs) to celebrate Canada Day! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17514163518 DTSTART:20100701T190501Z DTEND:20100701T190601Z SUMMARY:100 greatest movie insults of all time (NSFW language, but hilarious) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=player_embedded END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17508695163 DTSTART:20100701T173415Z DTEND:20100701T173515Z SUMMARY:Happy Canada Day! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17460665509 DTSTART:20100701T023429Z DTEND:20100701T023529Z SUMMARY:@looneytunes thats the worst! wishing you a speedy recovery ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17436201099 DTSTART:20100630T192301Z DTEND:20100630T192401Z SUMMARY:@CulinaryFool i love those commercials too! old spice guy (and a former Seahawk) is my role model :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17434737302 DTSTART:20100630T185525Z DTEND:20100630T185625Z SUMMARY:Hello Ladies... new old spice epic man commercial!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE&feature=player_embedded END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17386978194 DTSTART:20100630T035611Z DTEND:20100630T035711Z SUMMARY:congrats, Gamecocks! 2010 CWS winners END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17368793805 DTSTART:20100629T225831Z DTEND:20100629T225931Z SUMMARY:i want one of these: http://www.tsunamiglassworks.com/products.php?pfid=33 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17368729072 DTSTART:20100629T225720Z DTEND:20100629T225820Z SUMMARY:even though my heart is screwed up, i still want this "ventricle" glass vase: http://tinyurl.com/24a32f8 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17290450810 DTSTART:20100629T001038Z DTEND:20100629T001138Z SUMMARY:@LilyJang that's awesome! i had to get you back for making me OUT myself as a Vanilla Ice fan last year :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17290222188 DTSTART:20100629T000643Z DTEND:20100629T000743Z SUMMARY:@LilyJang admit that you know all the words to "ice ice baby" first ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17271700619 DTSTART:20100628T185022Z DTEND:20100628T185122Z SUMMARY:i knew i shouldn't have laughed when my 6 year old niece told her daddy (my brother) to "kiss my ass" but i did anyway. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17215662739 DTSTART:20100628T021118Z DTEND:20100628T021218Z SUMMARY:@damselesque me too! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17198791644 DTSTART:20100627T222735Z DTEND:20100627T222835Z SUMMARY:sushi lunch with my best friend on a sunday is pretty good stuff. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17191795404 DTSTART:20100627T201601Z DTEND:20100627T201701Z SUMMARY:i need a pet AT-AT http://tinyurl.com/2a35k7t also, Jabba the Poo END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17122692014 DTSTART:20100626T224914Z DTEND:20100626T225014Z SUMMARY:@DecoDiva i just thought about it.. if a woman yelled "get in the hole" at me, i'd be scared and strangely aroused at the same time. haha! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17120230226 DTSTART:20100626T215534Z DTEND:20100626T215634Z SUMMARY:@DecoDiva probably some dude who watched too much Happy Gilmore! ha END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17119525727 DTSTART:20100626T213951Z DTEND:20100626T214051Z SUMMARY:does yelling "GET IN THE HOLE!" by spectators really help golf balls or is it just annoying? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17119061680 DTSTART:20100626T212945Z DTEND:20100626T213045Z SUMMARY:every time the announcer says "Ghana" my juvenile sense of humor adds in "rhia". i don't hide my immaturity. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17115838663 DTSTART:20100626T202827Z DTEND:20100626T202927Z SUMMARY:UH OH END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17114839698 DTSTART:20100626T200854Z DTEND:20100626T200954Z SUMMARY:being held under siege by watch tower missionaries AND jehovah's witnesses. secretly hoping they have a turf war fight. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17064332258 DTSTART:20100626T032216Z DTEND:20100626T032316Z SUMMARY:@Ahm76 and he plays a mean fiddle! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17063841487 DTSTART:20100626T031355Z DTEND:20100626T031455Z SUMMARY:did i mention i was sponsored by nike? thanks for all the cool stuff guys (that was the package i was waiting for) http://twitpic.com/1zzqy1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17061536399 DTSTART:20100626T023504Z DTEND:20100626T023604Z SUMMARY:the mailman must have read my tweets. he showed up immediately after that and snickered at me. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17061145665 DTSTART:20100626T022831Z DTEND:20100626T022931Z SUMMARY:@ptotheants over here, its considered "good luck". if it was me, id buy a lottery ticket :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17059636593 DTSTART:20100626T020251Z DTEND:20100626T020351Z SUMMARY:it never fails: the days i'm waiting for a package, the mail comes at 5pm. every other day the mail comes at 10am. i think the mailman knows END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17030334662 DTSTART:20100625T172023Z DTEND:20100625T172123Z SUMMARY:oh, it was a German octopus. no bias there right? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/17030297145 DTSTART:20100625T171949Z DTEND:20100625T172049Z SUMMARY:An octopus picks Germany over England? WTH? i knew they were smart, but i didn't think they were psychic! http://tinyurl.com/235mzh9 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16983374637 DTSTART:20100625T031059Z DTEND:20100625T031159Z SUMMARY:invited to take a nap with 5 babes (and 2 flip cams) & marriage proposal (or softball invite) accepted. i'd say today is a good day. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16981423706 DTSTART:20100625T024032Z DTEND:20100625T024132Z SUMMARY:@JennBrownESPN er... wedding, or playing softball? either way, i have to let people know. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16979878803 DTSTART:20100625T021612Z DTEND:20100625T021712Z SUMMARY:@JennBrownESPN brains! beauty! nice person and switch hitter?! will you Marry me?? (or play L-Center and bat 4th for my coed team?) WOW! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16976629182 DTSTART:20100625T012504Z DTEND:20100625T012604Z SUMMARY:Really? Richard Simmons? http://tinyurl.com/35s8eec (in other news, Sky still blue, Water still wet, Night still dark) thanks, Capt Obvious! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16968388751 DTSTART:20100624T230833Z DTEND:20100624T230933Z SUMMARY:@MunkayM glad you like it too! i downloaded 6 seasons on itunes :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16967496357 DTSTART:20100624T225319Z DTEND:20100624T225419Z SUMMARY:@SamelaAnderson thats why he invented it! probably met her in a chat room or craigslist :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16966796377 DTSTART:20100624T224101Z DTEND:20100624T224201Z SUMMARY:why is "MEAT FLAVOURED GUM" trending in the UK ?!?! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16966595355 DTSTART:20100624T223728Z DTEND:20100624T223828Z SUMMARY:i've been invited to nap with 5 babes. hope my flip cam battery is charged. @angelynnodom @teridrink @waitinthevan @nannyanya @stellar225 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16965105526 DTSTART:20100624T221107Z DTEND:20100624T221207Z SUMMARY:until the next season of Top Gear arrives (Sunday) my new fav show is Big Break: Sandals Resorts. babes golfing. nothing wrong with that END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16964423737 DTSTART:20100624T215907Z DTEND:20100624T220007Z SUMMARY:@angelynnodom pick me! pick me! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16963673534 DTSTART:20100624T214525Z DTEND:20100624T214625Z SUMMARY:Simply Lemonade brand Lemonade is awesome! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16963637573 DTSTART:20100624T214447Z DTEND:20100624T214547Z SUMMARY:@angelynnodom just wanted to say your extended profile pic is HOT! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16892663594 DTSTART:20100624T013054Z DTEND:20100624T013154Z SUMMARY:where did this day go ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16795545395 DTSTART:20100622T201212Z DTEND:20100622T201312Z SUMMARY:Tonight's "Deadliest Catch" will be excruciating because it is going to chronicle Captain Phil's demise. have to prepare emotionally for it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16725566902 DTSTART:20100621T222255Z DTEND:20100621T222355Z SUMMARY:"it's not me, it's you." END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16636465117 DTSTART:20100620T184328Z DTEND:20100620T184428Z SUMMARY:@jennihogan Happy First Father's day to Josh and @lilpookette :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16636067076 DTSTART:20100620T183530Z DTEND:20100620T183630Z SUMMARY:Happy Father's Day, Shawn Kemp :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16514393220 DTSTART:20100619T021534Z DTEND:20100619T021634Z SUMMARY:HOLY SMOKES! one of my design idols (@tgirvin) just thanked ME for following HIM. i'm gonna print it and put it on my wall! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16490596745 DTSTART:20100618T184841Z DTEND:20100618T184941Z SUMMARY:Some days you're the hammer; some days you're the nail. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16450026270 DTSTART:20100618T060831Z DTEND:20100618T060931Z SUMMARY:@moniguzman that's awesome! congratulations! well deserved ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16435713169 DTSTART:20100618T023028Z DTEND:20100618T023128Z SUMMARY:my dad has picked up the habit of saying "that's what she said" at inappropriate times in public. he has no idea what it means. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16433534733 DTSTART:20100618T015813Z DTEND:20100618T015913Z SUMMARY:@JeriLRyan never mess with someone who can shave your head. believe me, i know from experience! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16423888262 DTSTART:20100617T232252Z DTEND:20100617T232352Z SUMMARY:Dear ESPN, must you bring in Chris Berman to ruin all the big sporting events? i'll switch to the golf channel. your ex-pal, monkey END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16422963540 DTSTART:20100617T230559Z DTEND:20100617T230659Z SUMMARY:if someone is driving slow in the fast lane and you pass them and cut them off and they crash into a bus, is it your fault? i didnt think so END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16409240758 DTSTART:20100617T184636Z DTEND:20100617T184736Z SUMMARY:must be getting desperate: going to see a Qi Gong master to see if he can fix my heart. wish me luck END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16369042175 DTSTART:20100617T063443Z DTEND:20100617T063543Z SUMMARY:@Happpiii yow! if they are in the gulf, theyre covered in oil and i dont want em back. but, i have no idea- i went from 1,900 to 807. weird! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16367695767 DTSTART:20100617T060411Z DTEND:20100617T060511Z SUMMARY:howcome i'm missing 1,100 tweets? is the library of congress to blame? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16357948802 DTSTART:20100617T030710Z DTEND:20100617T030810Z SUMMARY:grossest thing i've seen today: http://tinyurl.com/29qlxkm ( via @sundry ) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16357824731 DTSTART:20100617T030515Z DTEND:20100617T030615Z SUMMARY:@SmittnbyBritain i don't follow trends; i set them... hahaha just kidding, i was there for 11 years, and it seems to have run its course. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16347563727 DTSTART:20100617T002610Z DTEND:20100617T002710Z SUMMARY:@YKnot haha! i know! but the "don't jay walk in Seattle" thing was around before i moved there. some people get what they deserve :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16347474808 DTSTART:20100617T002446Z DTEND:20100617T002546Z SUMMARY:@tommybear14 actually, im trying to forget that :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16341454402 DTSTART:20100616T225110Z DTEND:20100616T225210Z SUMMARY:Kelly Kapowski had a baby? do they know if its Zack's or Slater's (cause we all know there is no way in hell that it's Screeches kid) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16340307951 DTSTART:20100616T223240Z DTEND:20100616T223340Z SUMMARY:while everyone in America is moving to Seattle, I left (not just because cops punch jaywalkers) http://tinyurl.com/27457n4 ht: @moniguzman END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16328621210 DTSTART:20100616T191105Z DTEND:20100616T191205Z SUMMARY:it was heart wrenching to see Jake Harris admit to Capt. Phil that he was addicted to painkillers.. right before Capt Phil's stroke :( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16274402434 DTSTART:20100616T023459Z DTEND:20100616T023559Z SUMMARY:dang! i spent the last 5 hours looking at a website dedicated to snacks : http://www.taquitos.net/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16262726443 DTSTART:20100615T232741Z DTEND:20100615T232841Z SUMMARY:better late than never.. LOST ISLAND MAP : http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/06/tumblr_l40pppddcu1qcrt2yo1_1280__1_.png END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16262163461 DTSTART:20100615T231710Z DTEND:20100615T231810Z SUMMARY:a Hello Kitty Ferrari 360. kill me now: http://jalopnik.com/5564145/hello-kitty-ferrari-360-is-proof-the-end-is-nigh END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16249451879 DTSTART:20100615T194247Z DTEND:20100615T194347Z SUMMARY:i love listening to the colorman's Scottish accent :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16241427603 DTSTART:20100615T173716Z DTEND:20100615T173816Z SUMMARY:Seattle takes its jay-walking laws very seriously: http://www.komonews.com/news/local/96353934.html (from @RachelleKOMO) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16200320361 DTSTART:20100615T060822Z DTEND:20100615T060922Z SUMMARY:now that twitter is back up, i'm never signing off ever again. take that Oprah and Ashton and Diddy. its all your fault. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16029659696 DTSTART:20100612T210431Z DTEND:20100612T210531Z SUMMARY:helpful world cup guide: http://tinyurl.com/2bkupgs END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/16020782901 DTSTART:20100612T182614Z DTEND:20100612T182714Z SUMMARY:rooting on the 3 lions! c'mon lads kick some booty while playing footie ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15955166895 DTSTART:20100611T205626Z DTEND:20100611T205726Z SUMMARY:@MOCO77 http://www.waxla.com/ expensive but good or http://phosiam.com/home/index.html - only Sally or Nancy END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15950205973 DTSTART:20100611T191740Z DTEND:20100611T191840Z SUMMARY:tomorrow: rooting for the 3 lions while wearing my Rooney kit. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15950166952 DTSTART:20100611T191657Z DTEND:20100611T191757Z SUMMARY:WORLD CUP 2010!! i was at the last world cup Germany 2006 http://tinyurl.com/2d85xnh END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15882280758 DTSTART:20100610T221605Z DTEND:20100610T221705Z SUMMARY:from now on, whenever a specific non-named friend does a cartwheel, it will be known as a "fartwheel".. i think you can figure out why :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15826022840 DTSTART:20100610T041946Z DTEND:20100610T042046Z SUMMARY:i added 9 more pics from Santa Cruz to my pics of my recent trip to the Bay Area (San Francisco) http://tinyurl.com/2drphnp END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15825958687 DTSTART:20100610T041832Z DTEND:20100610T041932Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif are you ok ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15809302849 DTSTART:20100609T233446Z DTEND:20100609T233546Z SUMMARY:Dear Tree Trimming company running the wood chopper outside my window thanks i didn't really need a nap today. tonight i'll be GRUMPY Monkey END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15808798714 DTSTART:20100609T232600Z DTEND:20100609T232700Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation @COKE_KITTY pics from my recent bay area trip are up : http://tinyurl.com/2drphnp END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15808735326 DTSTART:20100609T232453Z DTEND:20100609T232553Z SUMMARY:I went to the Bay Area to look for my friend @COKE_KITTY, didn't find her, but here are the pics: http://tinyurl.com/2drphnp END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15732119983 DTSTART:20100608T210152Z DTEND:20100608T210252Z SUMMARY:"marriage is a concept invented by friends who want free appetizers" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15685525978 DTSTART:20100608T053012Z DTEND:20100608T053112Z SUMMARY:@Helen1980 sending prayers and best wishes to you. look forward to your tweeting return :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15684581025 DTSTART:20100608T051013Z DTEND:20100608T051113Z SUMMARY:@snuffynorton apparently after i wrote that, i got a 2 1/2 hour nap in. hope you got some rest too ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15684318532 DTSTART:20100608T050442Z DTEND:20100608T050542Z SUMMARY:@hellbox you call it "banking" ? hmm. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15672157779 DTSTART:20100608T014600Z DTEND:20100608T014700Z SUMMARY:absolutely knackered END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15646466407 DTSTART:20100607T180555Z DTEND:20100607T180655Z SUMMARY:shark week is gonna suck after watching an orca pwn a great white shark this weekend. and all the other great white sharks ran away. wusses. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15594399754 DTSTART:20100607T012307Z DTEND:20100607T012407Z SUMMARY:now it seems that the only thing tiger woods is hitting with his balls are spectators: http://tinyurl.com/2cjdfsb END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15503306332 DTSTART:20100605T181256Z DTEND:20100605T181356Z SUMMARY:@MONKEYBALLS glad i dont live in Granada (or other monkey eating places like wherever indiana jones went) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15502971988 DTSTART:20100605T180620Z DTEND:20100605T180720Z SUMMARY:is tom arnold on twitter? i'm sure he knows how whale tastes. (over the line?) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15502830738 DTSTART:20100605T180335Z DTEND:20100605T180435Z SUMMARY:@iSteve_ glad i'm not the only one! haha END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15502791259 DTSTART:20100605T180249Z DTEND:20100605T180349Z SUMMARY:the supermarket was super busy. (don't worry, i resisted the urge to buy whale meat) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15501352582 DTSTART:20100605T173601Z DTEND:20100605T173701Z SUMMARY:i watched "whale wars" all day yesterday and all i can think of is "i wonder how whale meat tastes". is that wrong? :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15458838911 DTSTART:20100605T022222Z DTEND:20100605T022322Z SUMMARY:R.I.P UCLA coach John Wooden :( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15216555448 DTSTART:20100602T010524Z DTEND:20100602T010624Z SUMMARY:i had a naughty dream about the progressive insurance chick. no more nachos before sleeping. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15209955321 DTSTART:20100601T231118Z DTEND:20100601T231218Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u i'm up and already sent an email to Tipper for a rebound date. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15204994127 DTSTART:20100601T213821Z DTEND:20100601T213921Z SUMMARY:I'm like a bird I'll only fly away I don't know where my soul is I don't know where my home is END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15204444355 DTSTART:20100601T212724Z DTEND:20100601T212824Z SUMMARY:@tommybear14 unfortunately no, i think eating that much awesomeness would kill me END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15201929176 DTSTART:20100601T203705Z DTEND:20100601T203805Z SUMMARY:Albert Einstein married his cousin after trying to marry her daughter. gives new meaning to the Theory of Relativity. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15201106420 DTSTART:20100601T202054Z DTEND:20100601T202154Z SUMMARY:OMG!!! the McRib is on it's way BACK!!!! http://tinyurl.com/23athrx END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15193225792 DTSTART:20100601T174505Z DTEND:20100601T174605Z SUMMARY:Taxing candy, bottled water and imported beer in Seattle? boy, i'm glad i moved away from that place! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15081430916 DTSTART:20100531T030355Z DTEND:20100531T030455Z SUMMARY:@hellbox "my main squeeze" wasn't cutting it ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15061834510 DTSTART:20100530T200731Z DTEND:20100530T200831Z SUMMARY:@studiochristine it's hard to resist a story so packed with awesome :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15023432461 DTSTART:20100530T054620Z DTEND:20100530T054720Z SUMMARY:oh! the LOST finale is finally here! no one spoil it for us by tweeting what happens please. thanks! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/15014021302 DTSTART:20100530T023716Z DTEND:20100530T023816Z SUMMARY:@studiochristine @hellbox Congratulations! wonderful news :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14925790051 DTSTART:20100528T185852Z DTEND:20100528T185952Z SUMMARY:R.I.P Gary Coleman END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14818830939 DTSTART:20100527T070613Z DTEND:20100527T070713Z SUMMARY:@Evothegreyhound when i try, i get nothing.. i think the website is down, but they used to show pics of really crazy (fattening) food. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14797313931 DTSTART:20100527T000145Z DTEND:20100527T000245Z SUMMARY:@cyberbongo haha ! it's great! i'm just happy i don't live in the Canadian wilderness END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14795056556 DTSTART:20100526T232005Z DTEND:20100526T232105Z SUMMARY:lots of Bigfoots on TV today. last night it was aliens. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14795013848 DTSTART:20100526T231917Z DTEND:20100526T232017Z SUMMARY:@DixonTam Vancouver, BC needs to be added to this: http://www.wheresmytaco.com/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14788495456 DTSTART:20100526T211052Z DTEND:20100526T211152Z SUMMARY:Jimmy Kimmel has the BEST LOST alternate ending, featuring Vincent the Dog : http://tinyurl.com/34eraa4 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14787510068 DTSTART:20100526T205042Z DTEND:20100526T205142Z SUMMARY:@Norcalbowler no kidding. some of those messes are EPIC! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14784093790 DTSTART:20100526T194109Z DTEND:20100526T194209Z SUMMARY:i watched "Clean House" last night where LOST used to be. not quite the same. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14783864802 DTSTART:20100526T193637Z DTEND:20100526T193737Z SUMMARY:Thisiswhyyourefat.com is down? now how will i decide what to have for lunch? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14735989639 DTSTART:20100526T025034Z DTEND:20100526T025134Z SUMMARY:its tuesday night and i have no idea what to watch. :( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14726360106 DTSTART:20100526T000327Z DTEND:20100526T000427Z SUMMARY:@moniguzman congratulations! will miss reading you @ the pi but this coming year is gonna be exciting and new for you. you'll be great :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14724002316 DTSTART:20100525T231834Z DTEND:20100525T231934Z SUMMARY:@emmylouvic not according to Bell-Biv-Devoe ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14720746728 DTSTART:20100525T221453Z DTEND:20100525T221553Z SUMMARY:never trust a big butt and a smile END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14709270299 DTSTART:20100525T181535Z DTEND:20100525T181635Z SUMMARY:@StacyLondonSays Happy Birthday! you look amazing END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14708201038 DTSTART:20100525T175409Z DTEND:20100525T175509Z SUMMARY:HAIRLESS GUINEA PIGS!! WTF ?! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14676644807 DTSTART:20100525T064007Z DTEND:20100525T064107Z SUMMARY:@pikko that was extremely well written. i'm glad you liked the way that it ended.. because you're a passenger of Oceanic flight 815 :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14641763052 DTSTART:20100524T191336Z DTEND:20100524T191436Z SUMMARY:my dad's theory about LOST = Survivor came true last night when Jeff Probst kicked Sayid off the island (on Jimmy Kimmel's alt endings) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14599036007 DTSTART:20100524T033252Z DTEND:20100524T033352Z SUMMARY:damn, now i want to go to Vancouver for Ketchup Chips and a Tim Hortons Ice Cap. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14598964250 DTSTART:20100524T033142Z DTEND:20100524T033242Z SUMMARY:@SmittnbyBritain Vancouver has Tim Hortons AND Ketchup Flavoured Chips by Old Dutch. best chips ever. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14597718151 DTSTART:20100524T031002Z DTEND:20100524T031102Z SUMMARY:@SmittnbyBritain "The Big One" happened in 2001.. it was scary. Seattle is going to have gridlock soon, i'd choose Vancouver END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14596070721 DTSTART:20100524T024148Z DTEND:20100524T024248Z SUMMARY:@SmittnbyBritain Portland, OR is very.. granola. natural. hippy-ish.. Vancouver, BC is my fav City. Very Cosmopolitan, Friendly, Canadian :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14593017181 DTSTART:20100524T014745Z DTEND:20100524T014845Z SUMMARY:@SmittnbyBritain it's VERY real. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14575495834 DTSTART:20100523T195132Z DTEND:20100523T195232Z SUMMARY:starting internet LOST spoiler avoidance plan now. (aka going to the beach) Happy LOST finale day. see you tomorrow :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14574501467 DTSTART:20100523T192928Z DTEND:20100523T193028Z SUMMARY:kind of like that Reno 911 / reality show fiasco.. my dad is surprised that LOST and Survivor are separate TV shows. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14574416541 DTSTART:20100523T192731Z DTEND:20100523T192831Z SUMMARY:@pikko to see all of your LOST bentos on one page is quite impressive! i bet they taste as awesome as they look :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14531144532 DTSTART:20100523T024129Z DTEND:20100523T024229Z SUMMARY:he thinks Niecy was a cop who got famous and is on DWTS, The Insider and Clean House. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14531073516 DTSTART:20100523T024009Z DTEND:20100523T024109Z SUMMARY:i don't know if i should be amused or embarrassed that my dad thinks Reno 911 is a reality show. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14481428862 DTSTART:20100522T074949Z DTEND:20100522T075049Z SUMMARY:@pikko just saw your profile/piggy bento in the Marukai weekly sale paper! you're more famous! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14460829727 DTSTART:20100522T000446Z DTEND:20100522T000546Z SUMMARY:@jennihogan congratulations! her wrinkled little toes are so adorable. best wishes for your happy family :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14456716618 DTSTART:20100521T223724Z DTEND:20100521T223824Z SUMMARY:MACHO MADNESS (?) http://tinyurl.com/3xlr9zq END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14455919362 DTSTART:20100521T221955Z DTEND:20100521T222055Z SUMMARY:Happy Birthday to my idol, Mr. T END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14455902844 DTSTART:20100521T221934Z DTEND:20100521T222034Z SUMMARY:@GrandmaFlorence Happy 102nd Birthday :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14407040222 DTSTART:20100521T043427Z DTEND:20100521T043527Z SUMMARY:@SmittnbyBritain fortunately, it stopped ringing and no poo was flung. nap success ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14395012670 DTSTART:20100521T004912Z DTEND:20100521T005012Z SUMMARY:anyone else wanna call me while im trying to nap? call now, because if i get woken up again, i might start flinging poo. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14391677780 DTSTART:20100520T233345Z DTEND:20100520T233445Z SUMMARY:The Yak seemed to enjoy it though END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14391636322 DTSTART:20100520T233224Z DTEND:20100520T233324Z SUMMARY:Travel Channel commercial with Andrew Zimmern shirtless is more disgusting than him eating yak penis. no dinner for me. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14381209042 DTSTART:20100520T193335Z DTEND:20100520T193435Z SUMMARY:" I have to go to Target... to get socks" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14322151339 DTSTART:20100519T230325Z DTEND:20100519T230425Z SUMMARY:got my first gold tooth. 1 down, 27 to go. i have the urge to scream "FLAVAAAAAAA FLAAAAAAAAAAVVVVV!!!!!" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14309702137 DTSTART:20100519T183738Z DTEND:20100519T183838Z SUMMARY:ACK ! http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4505.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14271057339 DTSTART:20100519T033210Z DTEND:20100519T033310Z SUMMARY:@hyphen18 chin up mate! rest, relax and show em what you can really do. i believe in you. do what you know how to do END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14260168762 DTSTART:20100519T002344Z DTEND:20100519T002444Z SUMMARY:the families on Clean House are some of the dumbest people in the country. i can't believe they are allowed to vote or procreate. rant over. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14257122615 DTSTART:20100518T232741Z DTEND:20100518T232841Z SUMMARY:LOST audition tapes! (everyone wanted to be Sawyer; Michael Emerson auditioned for Hurley) http://tinyurl.com/2exaas8 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14253291246 DTSTART:20100518T221311Z DTEND:20100518T221411Z SUMMARY:@jennihogan a daybed ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14251819161 DTSTART:20100518T214251Z DTEND:20100518T214351Z SUMMARY:@dansnierson i think MIB's name is "Richard" for 2 reasons: 1- he looks like "Richard Hatch" from CBS's Survivor and 2- he's a Dick. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14245042759 DTSTART:20100518T191546Z DTEND:20100518T191646Z SUMMARY:@swati_b whew! justified! thanks :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14244110933 DTSTART:20100518T185510Z DTEND:20100518T185610Z SUMMARY:Whats worse - eating ice cream for breakfast or getting caught eating ice cream for breakfast? (this is why i'm not a parent) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14203007919 DTSTART:20100518T031107Z DTEND:20100518T031207Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically a website that has your name all over it ! http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/celebrities-midgets END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14199258838 DTSTART:20100518T020547Z DTEND:20100518T020647Z SUMMARY:Ducatista!!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14197239124 DTSTART:20100518T013057Z DTEND:20100518T013157Z SUMMARY:Watching The Isle of Man TT makes me miss my favourite racer Joey Dunlap (RIP) too. (sent from my iphone while riding a motorcycle) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14197004302 DTSTART:20100518T012659Z DTEND:20100518T012759Z SUMMARY:watching the Isle of Man TT. Makes me want to race motorcycles again (sent from my iphone while driving) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14147286424 DTSTART:20100517T071911Z DTEND:20100517T072011Z SUMMARY:@TrishSuhr Congratulations on your wedding! Many Blessed years to come END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14115519320 DTSTART:20100516T192133Z DTEND:20100516T192233Z SUMMARY:@ptotheants ditto ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14005422403 DTSTART:20100515T000333Z DTEND:20100515T000433Z SUMMARY:@cyberbongo thank you again for the #FF mention :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14005399998 DTSTART:20100515T000304Z DTEND:20100515T000404Z SUMMARY:@kowdy88 i agree, a bit of both.. i don't think i could make any of those even if i had way way way too much time on my hands END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/14004898390 DTSTART:20100514T235238Z DTEND:20100514T235338Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation continue your climb and know that people are there for you if you slip or need a helping hand. be strong and stay amazing :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13997829651 DTSTART:20100514T211438Z DTEND:20100514T211538Z SUMMARY:i think this guy just wants more "boobquakes" : http://tinyurl.com/37u3fyl END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13995936298 DTSTART:20100514T203059Z DTEND:20100514T203159Z SUMMARY:RT @SamelaAnderson RT @tiphness: P-P-P-P-POOOWEERRRRRR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTvtFp_iPKc END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13992507372 DTSTART:20100514T191346Z DTEND:20100514T191446Z SUMMARY:i know i was in the hospital for most of the week, but what the hell happened to Sting? http://tinyurl.com/23j5mbz END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13991417636 DTSTART:20100514T184911Z DTEND:20100514T185011Z SUMMARY:i'm not the only addict!!! http://www.cnbc.com/id/37132948 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13940303888 DTSTART:20100513T231058Z DTEND:20100513T231158Z SUMMARY:awesome art? or too much time on their hands? : http://tinyurl.com/23sgehw END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13900620798 DTSTART:20100513T072550Z DTEND:20100513T072650Z SUMMARY:i hate when i can't get my twitter links sent correctly. makes me feel dumb.. well, dumber. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13900565590 DTSTART:20100513T072405Z DTEND:20100513T072505Z SUMMARY:@pikko have you seen Jimmy Kimmel Live's LOST spoof? http://www.youtube.com/user/jimmykimmellive?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/14/_8JBYlNTf-Q END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13712264774 DTSTART:20100510T063304Z DTEND:20100510T063404Z SUMMARY:Rest in Peace, Lena Horne END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13687861032 DTSTART:20100509T210708Z DTEND:20100509T210808Z SUMMARY:A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~T. Jordan END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13681861976 DTSTART:20100509T183941Z DTEND:20100509T184041Z SUMMARY:Happy Mother's Day to all the moms, people who have moms or the hot twitter babes i want to impregnate ! hahaha END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13585885642 DTSTART:20100508T030137Z DTEND:20100508T030237Z SUMMARY:Awesomeness! http://tinyurl.com/25hl8gb END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13568369047 DTSTART:20100507T203809Z DTEND:20100507T203909Z SUMMARY:Caption Contest: what is this for? : http://tinyurl.com/3ymwd72 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13527097082 DTSTART:20100507T034225Z DTEND:20100507T034325Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants Happy Birthday to my Fav Brit :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13527029287 DTSTART:20100507T034057Z DTEND:20100507T034157Z SUMMARY:@DixonTam Great Photo! Congratulations! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13516686612 DTSTART:20100507T001206Z DTEND:20100507T001306Z SUMMARY:now what am i supposed to do with my JaMarcus Russell jersey? (sent from my iphone while driving) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13509897953 DTSTART:20100506T214853Z DTEND:20100506T214953Z SUMMARY:Happy Birthday to an amazing artist and even more amazing person: @StudioChristine :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13509609088 DTSTART:20100506T214231Z DTEND:20100506T214331Z SUMMARY:ba ba baa baa ba baa POWER! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13453107726 DTSTART:20100505T231219Z DTEND:20100505T231319Z SUMMARY:just watched last night's LOST episode again. i'm still stunned and yes, i know it's just a TV show (sent from my ipod while driving) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13450880957 DTSTART:20100505T222516Z DTEND:20100505T222616Z SUMMARY:what do you mean it's "fake science" ?? http://fakescience.tumblr.com/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13440016352 DTSTART:20100505T181307Z DTEND:20100505T181407Z SUMMARY:Happy Cinco de Mayo, Arizona!! (sent from my iphone while driving) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13416219592 DTSTART:20100505T091252Z DTEND:20100505T091352Z SUMMARY:@pikko i'm still stunned. Crazy episode END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13261214657 DTSTART:20100502T191144Z DTEND:20100502T191244Z SUMMARY:That's SO Raven! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13201988420 DTSTART:20100501T182337Z DTEND:20100501T182437Z SUMMARY:i may or may not be wearing a cape. hint: i am and its awesome. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13167129855 DTSTART:20100501T031628Z DTEND:20100501T031728Z SUMMARY:Oops that was supposed to be a DM to @oprah END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13167067951 DTSTART:20100501T031511Z DTEND:20100501T031611Z SUMMARY:How do i change "sent via my iphone" to "sent from my iphone while driving" on the bottom? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13145983458 DTSTART:20100430T191937Z DTEND:20100430T192037Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u i saw this and thought of you : http://holykaw.alltop.com/obsessed-with-bacon-attend-baconcamp END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13103663716 DTSTART:20100430T020109Z DTEND:20100430T020209Z SUMMARY:@DixonTam did you see this? http://tinyurl.com/2cy8hwo END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13103587167 DTSTART:20100430T015943Z DTEND:20100430T020043Z SUMMARY:@MunkayM my dad attempted to make sausage once - the sight was hilarious, but the sounds were funnier! sausage vacation is pretty funny too! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13098857021 DTSTART:20100430T002455Z DTEND:20100430T002555Z SUMMARY:"80's tech" on the History Channel's Modern Marvels is like a walk through my childhood. (damn, i'm old) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13096436341 DTSTART:20100429T233359Z DTEND:20100429T233459Z SUMMARY:you know whats hilarious? watching sausage being made! haha! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/13092341749 DTSTART:20100429T220552Z DTEND:20100429T220652Z SUMMARY:MySpace Tom joins FaceBook: http://celebrityodor.com/galleries/2009/10/myspace_tom_joins_facebook/myspace_tom_joins_facebook_001.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12991708667 DTSTART:20100428T062211Z DTEND:20100428T062311Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u anywhere other than where you are at currently :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12987643825 DTSTART:20100428T043029Z DTEND:20100428T043129Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u A: thats great! have a good time and B: whew! i thought you were packing up and moving away END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12983752213 DTSTART:20100428T030836Z DTEND:20100428T030936Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u packing? to where? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12958900150 DTSTART:20100427T184048Z DTEND:20100427T184148Z SUMMARY:i made the mistake of watching this before i went to sleep : http://tinyurl.com/24xpk94 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12958578501 DTSTART:20100427T183209Z DTEND:20100427T183309Z SUMMARY:grandma? is that you? http://tinyurl.com/29q3k22 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12912901618 DTSTART:20100426T235533Z DTEND:20100426T235633Z SUMMARY:@LaraYamada the look on his face says it all :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12905527521 DTSTART:20100426T212701Z DTEND:20100426T212801Z SUMMARY:glad i don't live in San Mateo : http://tinyurl.com/3x9yjlb END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12871710122 DTSTART:20100426T082543Z DTEND:20100426T082643Z SUMMARY:@natalie_gulbis please don't you go retiring on us now. Thanks!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12778539770 DTSTART:20100424T190318Z DTEND:20100424T190418Z SUMMARY:the P-P-P-Platypus song! http://tinyurl.com/2af78yl END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12723142328 DTSTART:20100423T203607Z DTEND:20100423T203707Z SUMMARY:Thank God that Papa Spears is vowing to make Britney wear a bra. Our long national nightmare is almost over. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12665426576 DTSTART:20100422T224140Z DTEND:20100422T224240Z SUMMARY:now i want some lego. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12665203598 DTSTART:20100422T223654Z DTEND:20100422T223754Z SUMMARY:super awesome lego builder, who unfortunately died in an accident earlier this year: http://www.flickr.com/photos/nnenn/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12652911399 DTSTART:20100422T180510Z DTEND:20100422T180610Z SUMMARY:the NFL draft is today? i wasn't sure since ESPN has been hyping it for 3 weeks. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12651267716 DTSTART:20100422T173015Z DTEND:20100422T173115Z SUMMARY:"It's up to us to save the world for tomorrow: it's up to you and me" - Jane Goodall END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12616851835 DTSTART:20100422T032405Z DTEND:20100422T032505Z SUMMARY:Grand Prix (the 1966 film starring James Garner) is on TCM now. Amazing (but long) film :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12601673856 DTSTART:20100421T222842Z DTEND:20100421T222942Z SUMMARY:RT @KIRO7Seattle: Long-Time KIRO 7 Meteorologist Harry Wappler Dies http://bit.ly/90Ih7U via @jennihogan :( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12535799656 DTSTART:20100420T202831Z DTEND:20100420T202931Z SUMMARY:Gray Powell = guy who lost the prototype iphone = looks like Bam Margera sorta. but he will forever be known as "the guy who lost the ipod" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12530101425 DTSTART:20100420T181529Z DTEND:20100420T181629Z SUMMARY:April is STD Awareness Month. Pass it on END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12529816973 DTSTART:20100420T180859Z DTEND:20100420T180959Z SUMMARY:@studiochristine @hellbox HOLY MOLEY! CONGRATULATIONS!!! thats super super awesome! (if you need a name, i suggest "Monkey") :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12529028319 DTSTART:20100420T175100Z DTEND:20100420T175200Z SUMMARY:awesome typeface finder: http://julianhansen.com/files/infographiclarge_v2.png END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12499279413 DTSTART:20100420T051739Z DTEND:20100420T051839Z SUMMARY:you guys won't believe the super secret new iphone i'm testing... hey! where'd it go? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12497027742 DTSTART:20100420T042304Z DTEND:20100420T042404Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif nuh uh! you just want to use me for room upgrades! :D END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12496013211 DTSTART:20100420T040010Z DTEND:20100420T040110Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif how fun :) i'd pick the Big Island to go with Maui.. let me know! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12492827457 DTSTART:20100420T025350Z DTEND:20100420T025450Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif oh, i think Don Ho is dead. which island? the entire family? when? how fun! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12488127431 DTSTART:20100420T012334Z DTEND:20100420T012434Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif don ho? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12323062896 DTSTART:20100417T035827Z DTEND:20100417T035927Z SUMMARY:Punished for being Awesome: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/15/punished-for-being-awesom_n_538107.html END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12298561053 DTSTART:20100416T184618Z DTEND:20100416T184718Z SUMMARY:Peter Billingsley (the kid from A Christmas Story) is 39 today. i feel so old END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12248289818 DTSTART:20100415T224034Z DTEND:20100415T224134Z SUMMARY:nice Marmot! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12208313667 DTSTART:20100415T060954Z DTEND:20100415T061054Z SUMMARY:@DixonTam awesome! looking forward to hearing about the Headliners this season! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12205310684 DTSTART:20100415T044020Z DTEND:20100415T044120Z SUMMARY:@DixonTam i'm looking forward to more pics of Holly from your softball team! what a hottie! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12185601065 DTSTART:20100414T214229Z DTEND:20100414T214329Z SUMMARY:@rollo_n_george I KNEW IT !!!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12185089833 DTSTART:20100414T213050Z DTEND:20100414T213150Z SUMMARY:who drank my pepsi?! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12179999309 DTSTART:20100414T193206Z DTEND:20100414T193306Z SUMMARY:i just realized that "Mantys" sound like "Men's Pantys".. but its a motorized golf "cart" that looks fun. wait, maybe it IS for.. nevermind. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12179851517 DTSTART:20100414T192840Z DTEND:20100414T192940Z SUMMARY:WANT!!!!! http://www.mantys.com/home/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12121566577 DTSTART:20100413T200135Z DTEND:20100413T200235Z SUMMARY:Dodgers home opener with Vin Scully. life is good :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12078473531 DTSTART:20100413T013718Z DTEND:20100413T013818Z SUMMARY:"Content Aware Fill" blows my mind. Adobe CS5, I WANT NOW. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12062178722 DTSTART:20100412T193306Z DTEND:20100412T193406Z SUMMARY:@stellar225 thank you for the #FF mention :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12062167171 DTSTART:20100412T193249Z DTEND:20100412T193349Z SUMMARY:@snuffynorton thanks! it hurt that day but overall, its much better now END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12062152862 DTSTART:20100412T193229Z DTEND:20100412T193329Z SUMMARY:@de1bert that was interesting! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/12062135478 DTSTART:20100412T193205Z DTEND:20100412T193305Z SUMMARY:first tweet from my new computer! i dont know how i lived without it :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11972057433 DTSTART:20100411T034235Z DTEND:20100411T034335Z SUMMARY:R.I.P. Dixie Carter :( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11919669770 DTSTART:20100410T040553Z DTEND:20100410T040653Z SUMMARY:the laying down game: http://www.uniquescoop.com/2010/03/lying-down-game-110-pics.html END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11906013796 DTSTART:20100409T225938Z DTEND:20100409T230038Z SUMMARY:big thanks and FF# props to @CyberBongo @angelynnodom @BalitmoreGal and the most courageous, honest blogger i know @jurgen_nation END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11905937668 DTSTART:20100409T225749Z DTEND:20100409T225849Z SUMMARY:@snuffynorton Hey Buddy! sorry for the delayed reply, had a tooth removed Wednesday. hope all is well with you! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11905919072 DTSTART:20100409T225722Z DTEND:20100409T225822Z SUMMARY:@de1bert sorry for the delayed reply! had a tooth pulled out wednesday. great videos! currently living in Hawaii.. planning new travels soon END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11901147177 DTSTART:20100409T210419Z DTEND:20100409T210519Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation @COKE_KITTY 's SISTER ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice googles END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11898629103 DTSTART:20100409T200400Z DTEND:20100409T200500Z SUMMARY:@missbanshee sending good thoughts, prayers and best wishes your way. take care of you :) ( via @jurgen_nation ) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11849225662 DTSTART:20100408T232129Z DTEND:20100408T232229Z SUMMARY:why yes, i'd like all of it: http://tinyurl.com/y9mf4v5 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11811433800 DTSTART:20100408T071154Z DTEND:20100408T071254Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically its a ghost, a car and a midget. right up your alley! http://tinyurl.com/yhgwurs END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11793256054 DTSTART:20100407T234347Z DTEND:20100407T234447Z SUMMARY:screen shot hilarity: http://tinyurl.com/y89saxv END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11787044409 DTSTART:20100407T211752Z DTEND:20100407T211852Z SUMMARY:obesity here i come! : http://consumerist.com/doubledown_hdr.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11743724328 DTSTART:20100407T064930Z DTEND:20100407T065030Z SUMMARY:@micsui817 wow! that was hilariously awesome! thanks END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11743147494 DTSTART:20100407T062849Z DTEND:20100407T062949Z SUMMARY:stupid flash flood warning. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11742674449 DTSTART:20100407T061238Z DTEND:20100407T061338Z SUMMARY:@Pikko HOLY COW i just saw you on LOST and it was very clear that it was you! super awesome !! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11739309824 DTSTART:20100407T043404Z DTEND:20100407T043504Z SUMMARY:@LaraYamada a story about you returning is in the current "Midweek" newspaper; not online yet, maybe tomorrow? http://tinyurl.com/y8thlwb END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11715692717 DTSTART:20100406T195730Z DTEND:20100406T195830Z SUMMARY:@SamelaAnderson i saw some at a shop at Granville Island Market.. cant remember the name though, will let you know if i do. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11675309128 DTSTART:20100406T022550Z DTEND:20100406T022650Z SUMMARY:@pikko i wish i knew about that before i bought my Flip. I love it but the Kodak has so much more features for the same price! looks great! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11674228470 DTSTART:20100406T020323Z DTEND:20100406T020423Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation that was amazing.. as usual :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11654356252 DTSTART:20100405T183627Z DTEND:20100405T183727Z SUMMARY:water heater breaking gave me an unexpected day off. i think the positives outweigh the negatives today :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11614318550 DTSTART:20100405T003151Z DTEND:20100405T003251Z SUMMARY:Early morning, April 4.. Shot rings out in the Memphis sky.. Free at last, they took your life.. They could not take your pride END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11604766531 DTSTART:20100404T203712Z DTEND:20100404T203812Z SUMMARY:now this is a movie i'd pay money to see: http://tinyurl.com/yjpkddc END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11599303336 DTSTART:20100404T181304Z DTEND:20100404T181404Z SUMMARY:number of hours awake: 1. number of chocolate bunnies eaten: 2. i like this ratio. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11574446455 DTSTART:20100404T060434Z DTEND:20100404T060534Z SUMMARY:shopping for golf clubs online while watching the opera Aida on PBS.. WHAT THE HELL happened to me? my younger self does NOT approve. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11552792562 DTSTART:20100403T205949Z DTEND:20100403T210049Z SUMMARY:my Dr. told me that i need more "sparkle" in my diet: http://tinyurl.com/ycdkq5q END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11507207266 DTSTART:20100403T000600Z DTEND:20100403T000700Z SUMMARY:@cyberbongo @artdavisstudios thank you both for the follow friday love !! #FF END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11507161741 DTSTART:20100403T000450Z DTEND:20100403T000550Z SUMMARY:@pikko those Domos are sure getting around ( love the twitter series too!) :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11505944059 DTSTART:20100402T233302Z DTEND:20100402T233402Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif you're letting Darius drive???! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11503840759 DTSTART:20100402T223649Z DTEND:20100402T223749Z SUMMARY:@pikko you're on page 12 of today's (april 2nd) Star Bulletin! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11501483596 DTSTART:20100402T213232Z DTEND:20100402T213332Z SUMMARY:FREAKY !!!!!! http://tinyurl.com/ycgz5lu END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11489737801 DTSTART:20100402T164733Z DTEND:20100402T164833Z SUMMARY:@KSom so cute! I'm glad you're having a great time.. Keep the adventure and pics going END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11454276197 DTSTART:20100402T010808Z DTEND:20100402T010908Z SUMMARY:@moniguzman pull any April Fool's pranks to match last year's "post it over co-worker's computer mouse" hilarity ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11437160566 DTSTART:20100401T180007Z DTEND:20100401T180107Z SUMMARY:Hey Eugene! http://tinyurl.com/y926m6p END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11436231821 DTSTART:20100401T173920Z DTEND:20100401T174020Z SUMMARY:Happy Birthday to @Hellbox! it might be April 1st, but he is no fool ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11403602432 DTSTART:20100401T031825Z DTEND:20100401T031925Z SUMMARY:@MaximusMonkey hey there! sorry for the delay, life got busy for a while END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11393826065 DTSTART:20100331T235021Z DTEND:20100331T235121Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u don't be silly. you could wear a pillowcase and still look fabulous. i think the BF would like the pillowcase dress too END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11349077396 DTSTART:20100331T042614Z DTEND:20100331T042714Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants it's MC Hammer's birthday today :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11319607497 DTSTART:20100330T173650Z DTEND:20100330T173750Z SUMMARY:Stop! Hammertime! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11281762763 DTSTART:20100330T011408Z DTEND:20100330T011508Z SUMMARY:if Ricky Martin is gay, does that mean "Livin' La Vida Loca" is all a lie? it's time for a new life motto :( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11219544359 DTSTART:20100328T235517Z DTEND:20100328T235617Z SUMMARY:just ate 6 cadbury cream eggs in a row. will be bouncing off the walls for the next 12 hours. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11162812453 DTSTART:20100327T213038Z DTEND:20100327T213138Z SUMMARY:as an ex motorcycle racer, i can't believe i'm actually interested in a motor scooter. i think i'll need an AARP card soon; someone shoot me END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11127919787 DTSTART:20100327T041226Z DTEND:20100327T041326Z SUMMARY:FACEPLANT! http://tinyurl.com/ygn4ty9 (well, actually "facedowns" but still hilarious!) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11101764575 DTSTART:20100326T175048Z DTEND:20100326T175148Z SUMMARY:time to bust out the "Sweet tea and cookies"! it's @chrishansen birthday today! putting online pedophiles away since 2005 ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11069156963 DTSTART:20100326T025922Z DTEND:20100326T030022Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically ew END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11068304790 DTSTART:20100326T024039Z DTEND:20100326T024139Z SUMMARY:Jenna Jameson on Oprah with Lisa Ling. you can almost cut the LUST tension in the room.. where is Stedman? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11062568252 DTSTART:20100326T004057Z DTEND:20100326T004157Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically - Director of Promotions, Publicity and External Relations. OR LPA liaison, district 3. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11062021606 DTSTART:20100326T002915Z DTEND:20100326T003015Z SUMMARY:@LaraYamada nuh uh! welcome home! and Roscoe and Maya too? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11060114340 DTSTART:20100325T234733Z DTEND:20100325T234833Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically ha. i read your ENTIRE blog. all of it. ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11059650105 DTSTART:20100325T233657Z DTEND:20100325T233757Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically i knew it! Mormon !!!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11050967878 DTSTART:20100325T200655Z DTEND:20100325T200755Z SUMMARY:@Larayamada your article in the Honolulu Advertiser is up : http://tinyurl.com/ydqngby END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/11006061975 DTSTART:20100325T000359Z DTEND:20100325T000459Z SUMMARY:last night's LOST was very sad. cut too close to home (Ricardo and Isabella) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10990837061 DTSTART:20100324T180045Z DTEND:20100324T180145Z SUMMARY:is it Saturday yet? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10956306312 DTSTART:20100324T015301Z DTEND:20100324T015401Z SUMMARY:@Oatuling Thank YOU! (BTW- you're a big bear, i'm just a finger puppet) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10954899462 DTSTART:20100324T012239Z DTEND:20100324T012339Z SUMMARY:New pics of the Monkey @ the Winter Olympics with friends Will and Laurie: http://tinyurl.com/ygjgttd END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10950156036 DTSTART:20100323T233803Z DTEND:20100323T233903Z SUMMARY:RELEASE THE KRAKEN! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10941900029 DTSTART:20100323T201609Z DTEND:20100323T201709Z SUMMARY:@LilyJang being a totalitarian dictator must be hard: people complaining about rights all the time, and the rest of the world on your case. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10936165011 DTSTART:20100323T174645Z DTEND:20100323T174745Z SUMMARY:Happy Birthday to the man that i thought was Apolo Ohno's dad, Richard Grieco END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10913057311 DTSTART:20100323T061716Z DTEND:20100323T061816Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation COKE_KITTY's friend is trippin' : http://tinyurl.com/yjvpxvw END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10902416285 DTSTART:20100323T014352Z DTEND:20100323T014452Z SUMMARY:@LilyJang When you get your car show, call me if you need a crash test monkey! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10901891008 DTSTART:20100323T013244Z DTEND:20100323T013344Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically it'll be even that much sexier when you have to wear it tomorrow again :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10901866777 DTSTART:20100323T013214Z DTEND:20100323T013314Z SUMMARY:@LilyJang you're a car girl? woo hoo hoo! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10901846935 DTSTART:20100323T013149Z DTEND:20100323T013249Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants true! Mitsuwa, Nijiya and Marukai are my favorite Torrance Japanese markets :D END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10901289640 DTSTART:20100323T011943Z DTEND:20100323T012043Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants have you been to Mitsuwa Marketplace in Torrance? My fav + bookstore & food court http://tinyurl.com/yloasf8 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10900575544 DTSTART:20100323T010416Z DTEND:20100323T010516Z SUMMARY:bonus: the HammerHead-i Eagle Thrust is an electric !!!11!!1! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10900453640 DTSTART:20100323T010144Z DTEND:20100323T010244Z SUMMARY:after watching Top Gear, forget my Ferrari, now i want a HammerHead-i Eagle Thrust! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10894266755 DTSTART:20100322T224304Z DTEND:20100322T224404Z SUMMARY:1st (half) day back at work. completely knackered. rethinking this work-thing. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10854061297 DTSTART:20100322T032853Z DTEND:20100322T032953Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation it's ironic how she seems to know when someone is talking about her. i just saw her ranting about something END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10853159402 DTSTART:20100322T030837Z DTEND:20100322T030937Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation What did COKE_KITTY think of it? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10833338834 DTSTART:20100321T185952Z DTEND:20100321T190052Z SUMMARY:Twitter Infographics! http://tinyurl.com/y9p5jfy END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10792670374 DTSTART:20100320T222813Z DTEND:20100320T222913Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u dude, your mom is HOT! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10754552397 DTSTART:20100320T025541Z DTEND:20100320T025641Z SUMMARY:@swati_b whew! thankfully, we're not the only ones :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10753561117 DTSTART:20100320T023102Z DTEND:20100320T023202Z SUMMARY:Gosh, my bracket looks craptastic. i haven't seen that many wrong guesses since high school algebra. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10710234932 DTSTART:20100319T061855Z DTEND:20100319T061955Z SUMMARY:@LaraYamada HEY! welcome back home :) gonna work on TV here? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10663533779 DTSTART:20100318T092611Z DTEND:20100318T092711Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u new sweetie? Congrats! (mumbling jealously). :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10653399636 DTSTART:20100318T033112Z DTEND:20100318T033212Z SUMMARY:Whew! now that Twitter is no longer overcapacity, i shall never navigate away from this page ever again! TAKE THAT SUCKERS! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10647044090 DTSTART:20100318T003746Z DTEND:20100318T003846Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically why are you in? shouldn't you be double fisting Jameson Irish Whiskey and Guinnesses? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10646931772 DTSTART:20100318T003500Z DTEND:20100318T003600Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically they're better than mine: http://www.flickr.com/photos/littlemonkey/4442202462/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10646412607 DTSTART:20100318T002228Z DTEND:20100318T002328Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u true.. but to begin at 2pm was just brutal. (not as brutal as the 10am pre-funct for the WSU game at Qwest, but close) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10642850855 DTSTART:20100317T225550Z DTEND:20100317T225650Z SUMMARY:RT @CBCVancouver Loonie passes 99 cents US. http://bit.ly/blN6tj I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW CANADIAN OVERLORDS END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10639874026 DTSTART:20100317T213829Z DTEND:20100317T213929Z SUMMARY:My doctor asked me to get more exercise in my life so now i watch FitTV while eating my double quarter pounder value meal END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10639534268 DTSTART:20100317T212936Z DTEND:20100317T213036Z SUMMARY:Q:If you could only watch one TV show what ... A:Hmmmmmm... that's a hard quesstion. I wou... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/320383892 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10639187638 DTSTART:20100317T212013Z DTEND:20100317T212113Z SUMMARY:Q:Do you consider yourself a good dancer? A:You tell me. This is my dancing guru: http://ww... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/320335872 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10639069379 DTSTART:20100317T211700Z DTEND:20100317T211800Z SUMMARY:last year at this time i was at Mulleady's Irish Pub & Restaurant in Magnolia WA getting my drink on at 2 in the afternoon. don't ask me why END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10635887653 DTSTART:20100317T195037Z DTEND:20100317T195137Z SUMMARY:@KSom that would be great! to be honest, it's quite scary (the whole upside-down and backwards kissing the stone part) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10634625045 DTSTART:20100317T191541Z DTEND:20100317T191641Z SUMMARY:does anyone else enjoy the "Shake Weight" infomercial as much as me? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10633787592 DTSTART:20100317T185217Z DTEND:20100317T185317Z SUMMARY:Honoring St. Patrick's Day, here is a pic kissing the Blarney Stone 5 years ago when I was in Ireland http://tinyurl.com/ydj3slm END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10633660865 DTSTART:20100317T184840Z DTEND:20100317T184940Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically i thought you'd have slept with them on! having a pint of Guinness later? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10633124716 DTSTART:20100317T183308Z DTEND:20100317T183408Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically you posted a pic of THAT but not shamrock socks pic? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10605924754 DTSTART:20100317T043148Z DTEND:20100317T043248Z SUMMARY:@LilyJang yeah, but you went to the wrong island! (maui right? how much longer?) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10603277461 DTSTART:20100317T032416Z DTEND:20100317T032516Z SUMMARY:@LilyJang big deal! that's the way we always live on the islands :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10602193072 DTSTART:20100317T025832Z DTEND:20100317T025932Z SUMMARY:This song is STUCK IN MY HEAD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjtekYzkZD4 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10601769280 DTSTART:20100317T024910Z DTEND:20100317T025010Z SUMMARY:@MunkayM no kidding! maybe its a Flava Flav robot? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10601755617 DTSTART:20100317T024850Z DTEND:20100317T024950Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically pretend that they're midgets? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10581509539 DTSTART:20100316T182511Z DTEND:20100316T182611Z SUMMARY:I'm shocked that Flava Flav is 51 today. (I thought he was MUCH older) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10480843177 DTSTART:20100314T191402Z DTEND:20100314T191502Z SUMMARY:Scuderia Ferrari 1 and 2 in Bahrain! (yes, i know its 9 hours late, but i just got up.) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10384031020 DTSTART:20100312T182902Z DTEND:20100312T183002Z SUMMARY:yum?! or yuck?! http://tinyurl.com/yjez9bb END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10383908508 DTSTART:20100312T182552Z DTEND:20100312T182652Z SUMMARY:like boobies? like kittens? well then, here is the perfect video for you! http://tinyurl.com/yzz2cam END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10302170394 DTSTART:20100311T023140Z DTEND:20100311T023240Z SUMMARY:@Sarcasmically HA! Deleter! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10301161857 DTSTART:20100311T020813Z DTEND:20100311T020913Z SUMMARY:@Sarcasmically Tonight's Top Gear had a segment on British Touring Car Championship. Showed lots of Minis. http://tinyurl.com/yk255ao END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10299776139 DTSTART:20100311T013518Z DTEND:20100311T013618Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically apparently "peerspn" is how I spell person while watching top gear. Cute duckies though END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10299646747 DTSTART:20100311T013217Z DTEND:20100311T013317Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically but but but you're the peerspn who tells me how cool you are :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10299127621 DTSTART:20100311T012010Z DTEND:20100311T012110Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically need pics of that, stat! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10289502804 DTSTART:20100310T212602Z DTEND:20100310T212702Z SUMMARY:@ESPN_Michelle Beadle is the only reason I watch SportsNation. HOT! (that and the sound effects on the '3 cheers' videos) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10289486449 DTSTART:20100310T212535Z DTEND:20100310T212635Z SUMMARY:Last night on LOST: Principal = "dickless" from Ghostbusters. awesome :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10283701357 DTSTART:20100310T184915Z DTEND:20100310T185015Z SUMMARY:@ptotheants Happy Birthday, Grandma Honey ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10283355274 DTSTART:20100310T183945Z DTEND:20100310T184045Z SUMMARY:UH OH.. it's Chuck Norris' birthday. let the Chuck Norris facts begin ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10282811069 DTSTART:20100310T182504Z DTEND:20100310T182604Z SUMMARY:Beastie Boys + BSG = FTW : http://tinyurl.com/yf47v54 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10239855930 DTSTART:20100309T220024Z DTEND:20100309T220124Z SUMMARY:TRON Legacy trailer available in HD: http://tinyurl.com/yjobvmn #FlynnLives (yes, i'm nerding out!) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10210698571 DTSTART:20100309T072149Z DTEND:20100309T072249Z SUMMARY:@queenieakaaka that's my FAVORITE commercial right now :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10210682548 DTSTART:20100309T072110Z DTEND:20100309T072210Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NASTY ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10203794794 DTSTART:20100309T034114Z DTEND:20100309T034214Z SUMMARY:I'm on a horse. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10159667512 DTSTART:20100308T063655Z DTEND:20100308T063755Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif was it good? loved the whale watching pic.. hows the wind? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10159474805 DTSTART:20100308T062952Z DTEND:20100308T063052Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif you're in Maui ! what are you doing indoors and watching the Oscars? why aren't you at the beach or something?!?!?! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10150784078 DTSTART:20100308T030133Z DTEND:20100308T030233Z SUMMARY:Oscars? what's that? i'm watching the Dog the Bounty Hunter Marathon instead! (stop judging me.) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10148907249 DTSTART:20100308T022242Z DTEND:20100308T022342Z SUMMARY:@looneytunes me too. (not interested) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10137183088 DTSTART:20100307T213932Z DTEND:20100307T214032Z SUMMARY:When i grow up, i'm changing my name to "Joe Kickass". END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10109484181 DTSTART:20100307T063146Z DTEND:20100307T063246Z SUMMARY:@1capplegate hahaha! a "don't tell me the babysitter is dead" quote ! hilarious :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10108747117 DTSTART:20100307T060716Z DTEND:20100307T060816Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif looks good! a semi-ocean view :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10105229471 DTSTART:20100307T042129Z DTEND:20100307T042229Z SUMMARY:@hyphen18 kick some butt in your start tomorrow, mate! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10064820313 DTSTART:20100306T073921Z DTEND:20100306T074021Z SUMMARY:@THE_REAL_SHAQ Happy Birthday, Big Buddy! Can't wait to see you back on the court ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10061724619 DTSTART:20100306T054527Z DTEND:20100306T054627Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants Thank you! He ( @TravMonkey ) is much more handsome than i :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10061687990 DTSTART:20100306T054416Z DTEND:20100306T054516Z SUMMARY:@Evothegreyhound i agree with you. VOSS is my favorite and the glass bottles are cool.. Fiji will do in a pinch :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10055482764 DTSTART:20100306T025139Z DTEND:20100306T025239Z SUMMARY:Hello Ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly he isn't me. Anything's possible: I'm on a horse END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10054075505 DTSTART:20100306T021605Z DTEND:20100306T021705Z SUMMARY:what? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10053940101 DTSTART:20100306T021237Z DTEND:20100306T021337Z SUMMARY:@ygagaring dig you, yuri.. dig you. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10045232104 DTSTART:20100305T223133Z DTEND:20100305T223233Z SUMMARY:OH CRAP how did i miss the California Dreams Reunion?!?! http://tinyurl.com/yf7mv4d END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10044057319 DTSTART:20100305T220114Z DTEND:20100305T220214Z SUMMARY:i don't feel right about this: http://tinyurl.com/ykfa5rf END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10040897998 DTSTART:20100305T203624Z DTEND:20100305T203724Z SUMMARY:i can't believe that the website i've been looking at for an hour is about bottled water: http://www.finewaters.com/ shoot me. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/10001101560 DTSTART:20100305T011955Z DTEND:20100305T012055Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically im glad that the XY chromosome still trumps TSKE :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9992672083 DTSTART:20100304T215806Z DTEND:20100304T215906Z SUMMARY:don't tell my Dr. but i had 6 (six!) KFC Honey BBQ wings. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9986984201 DTSTART:20100304T192738Z DTEND:20100304T192838Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation did "The Rock" ever be ashamed of "laying the smack down on some candy ass" ? no. and neither should you :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9986306295 DTSTART:20100304T190851Z DTEND:20100304T190951Z SUMMARY:@jennihogan I would never replace you with Shaq either (he wouldn't be a great traffoxy reporter like you) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9934962843 DTSTART:20100303T182603Z DTEND:20100303T182703Z SUMMARY:Happy Girl's Day! and in honor of Tone Loc's birthday, i will me playing "Wild Thing" and "Funky Cold Medina" all day today. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9901786501 DTSTART:20100303T012843Z DTEND:20100303T012943Z SUMMARY:watching Uncle Buck makes me miss John Candy and i didn't even know him. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9894021748 DTSTART:20100302T221824Z DTEND:20100302T221924Z SUMMARY:took shower, had lunch. today's goals met. livin' the dream baby! (don't judge me) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9893595348 DTSTART:20100302T220720Z DTEND:20100302T220820Z SUMMARY:@jennihogan HEY! i thought i was your DWTS partner?! i've got it in writing! :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9893280140 DTSTART:20100302T215929Z DTEND:20100302T220029Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation ants in pants = no bueno ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9890077997 DTSTART:20100302T203421Z DTEND:20100302T203521Z SUMMARY:@KSom whew! that hurt me just imagining it :) keep up the good work END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9889648490 DTSTART:20100302T202223Z DTEND:20100302T202323Z SUMMARY:@KSom so cute ! is he impaled on a beer bottle? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9858361956 DTSTART:20100302T035621Z DTEND:20100302T035721Z SUMMARY:R.I.P. Gene Porter from Dixie's BBQ in Bellevue, WA.. now he's gonna meet "The Man" up above. http://tinyurl.com/yaaup2f END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9855214550 DTSTART:20100302T024113Z DTEND:20100302T024213Z SUMMARY:@LilyJang Dukes of Hazzard, the Golden Girls, Chips, LA Law and St Elsewhere - too many to name. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9855103546 DTSTART:20100302T023833Z DTEND:20100302T023933Z SUMMARY:@LilyJang A-Team, Cosby, Cheers, Full House, Growing pains, Magnum PI, Saved by the Bell, Night Court, Silver Spoons, Who's the boss, Alf! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9850724196 DTSTART:20100302T005317Z DTEND:20100302T005417Z SUMMARY:i was gonna put my ipod on and sing (manly songs so people don't get confused) but im gonna go watch TOPGEAR for the next 2 hours. cheers! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9850656357 DTSTART:20100302T005140Z DTEND:20100302T005240Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation 2 things (again) : That's Britney Spears in a few years and Why isn't she on Dr Drew's Celeb Rehab yet? too far gone? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9850021785 DTSTART:20100302T003632Z DTEND:20100302T003732Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation A: your hair is brown now? B: your voice is scratchy :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9845146845 DTSTART:20100301T223850Z DTEND:20100301T223950Z SUMMARY:dang, someone wrote to me and thought i was a chick all this time. maybe, i'll try being more crass or something. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9843093070 DTSTART:20100301T214538Z DTEND:20100301T214638Z SUMMARY:oh crap. Another siren? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9816817046 DTSTART:20100301T082924Z DTEND:20100301T083024Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u rawr! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9812919522 DTSTART:20100301T055237Z DTEND:20100301T055337Z SUMMARY:@merryweather2u kinda like sex! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9798093815 DTSTART:20100228T233207Z DTEND:20100228T233307Z SUMMARY:sorry X-country skiing. you just seem so anti climatic after watching the hockey finale. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9791595237 DTSTART:20100228T210044Z DTEND:20100228T210144Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically er.. eww! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9750669285 DTSTART:20100227T233048Z DTEND:20100227T233148Z SUMMARY:@pikko HAHAHA ! thats funny END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9750362492 DTSTART:20100227T232208Z DTEND:20100227T232308Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically Don't drive under my overpass.. but it's up to you to figure out which one it is ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9749886216 DTSTART:20100227T230853Z DTEND:20100227T230953Z SUMMARY:@queenieakaaka you know about Spam Musubis! SPAMTASTIC ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9749871282 DTSTART:20100227T230827Z DTEND:20100227T230927Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically true. although they didn't let people near the ocean today.. maybe i'll go throw spam off of overpasses at people today :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9749067345 DTSTART:20100227T224547Z DTEND:20100227T224647Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically don't knock it till you try it :D END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9748110933 DTSTART:20100227T221904Z DTEND:20100227T222004Z SUMMARY:Now what am I going to do with my 8 extra cases of Spam?! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9747734473 DTSTART:20100227T220825Z DTEND:20100227T220925Z SUMMARY:Although, the guy from the Pacific Tsunami Center said that Ventura, CA reported damage. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9747712128 DTSTART:20100227T220748Z DTEND:20100227T220848Z SUMMARY:WHEW! 1 meter Tsunami wave hit Hilo harbor, Kahului harbor (Maui), and now reported at Barber's Point (Oahu). Dodged that bullet :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9747283050 DTSTART:20100227T215547Z DTEND:20100227T215647Z SUMMARY:@SamelaAnderson that's great news! I'm very happy for you and them :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9747027957 DTSTART:20100227T214820Z DTEND:20100227T214920Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants thanks again :) .. its kind of like watching paint dry, but its better than some catastrophic event END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9746678504 DTSTART:20100227T213810Z DTEND:20100227T213910Z SUMMARY:@pikko Fo' Real! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9746511387 DTSTART:20100227T213315Z DTEND:20100227T213415Z SUMMARY:Hilo bay water is receding (on TV) cue dramatic music. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9746347994 DTSTART:20100227T212834Z DTEND:20100227T212934Z SUMMARY:this Tsunami is late. the TV coverage is boring. kinda wondering what to have for lunch. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9745581338 DTSTART:20100227T210609Z DTEND:20100227T210709Z SUMMARY:here we go! be safe everyone ! good luck Hilo !! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9744623678 DTSTART:20100227T203808Z DTEND:20100227T203908Z SUMMARY:Tsunami about 1/2 hour away. Neighbor with sense of humor starts blasting "The Final Countdown" repeatedly. Weirdly quiet otherwise END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9744447436 DTSTART:20100227T203255Z DTEND:20100227T203355Z SUMMARY:@SamelaAnderson i'm glad! continuing to send you and your family good thoughts :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9743044137 DTSTART:20100227T195206Z DTEND:20100227T195306Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif Tsunamis don't hit resorts like where you're staying + spam is the food of kings, don't you know? :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9739256618 DTSTART:20100227T180802Z DTEND:20100227T180902Z SUMMARY:@CulinaryFool and, it floats ! (in case of Tsunami) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9739001533 DTSTART:20100227T180118Z DTEND:20100227T180218Z SUMMARY:OMG! people are hoarding spam! supermarkets putting 2 case limits per person. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9737819214 DTSTART:20100227T173049Z DTEND:20100227T173149Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically raising both hands! and tail! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9737719700 DTSTART:20100227T172821Z DTEND:20100227T172921Z SUMMARY:@SamelaAnderson i wish there was something i could do to take away your sadness and promise you your parents are ok.. be strong, Sam <3 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9737426049 DTSTART:20100227T172053Z DTEND:20100227T172153Z SUMMARY:@CulinaryFool ha! i was just thinking of Costco Pizza, cookies and maybe a couple of Blu-Ray movies END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9736884120 DTSTART:20100227T170708Z DTEND:20100227T170808Z SUMMARY:@CulinaryFool Will do! (that was in 1994 when the old boss called) fortunately, i live on the middle (high part) of the island now :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9736620866 DTSTART:20100227T170038Z DTEND:20100227T170138Z SUMMARY:uh oh. Tsunami Siren on again! wonder whats up? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9736490664 DTSTART:20100227T165726Z DTEND:20100227T165826Z SUMMARY:@snuffynorton thanks! fortunately, i live in the middle of my island (on high ground) prayers and wishes to those on the coast and in Chile END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9736482746 DTSTART:20100227T165713Z DTEND:20100227T165813Z SUMMARY:@queenieakaaka thanks! fortunately, i live in the middle of my island (on high ground) prayers and wishes to those on the coast and in Chile END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9736273519 DTSTART:20100227T165156Z DTEND:20100227T165256Z SUMMARY:@SamelaAnderson Your parents are in my thoughts and prayers that theyre safe and ok and are able to contact you. good thoughts! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9736203897 DTSTART:20100227T165010Z DTEND:20100227T165110Z SUMMARY:i turned on the news after tsunami siren for them to tell me that Costco was open. you'd think they'd tell you important stuff. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9736173108 DTSTART:20100227T164922Z DTEND:20100227T165022Z SUMMARY:FACT: the last time there was a tsunami warning, my boss (at a Waikiki hotel) called me to tell me to come to work. thanks, ass! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9736151485 DTSTART:20100227T164849Z DTEND:20100227T164949Z SUMMARY:waking up to Tsunami (tidal wave) sirens = not a good thing to wake up to END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9697865542 DTSTART:20100226T214110Z DTEND:20100226T214210Z SUMMARY:Ask me anything! http://formspring.me/travelmonkey END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9697808725 DTSTART:20100226T213943Z DTEND:20100226T214043Z SUMMARY:Q:Would you rather own a luxury yacht or a ... A:Definitely a Luxury Yacht. You can party ... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/232769146 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9697756969 DTSTART:20100226T213822Z DTEND:20100226T213922Z SUMMARY:Q:Because I'm hungry thanks to the cupcake ... A:Depends on the method of execution. If it... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/232761192 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9697451333 DTSTART:20100226T213026Z DTEND:20100226T213126Z SUMMARY:i fell asleep in the waiting room of my cardiologist. after trying to wake me up 3 times, they almost called the ambulance. I'M NOT DEAD YET END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9667392565 DTSTART:20100226T070046Z DTEND:20100226T070146Z SUMMARY:illicit cupcakes! hahaha! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9667354328 DTSTART:20100226T065934Z DTEND:20100226T070034Z SUMMARY:Q:I'm hungry for something that will make m... A:It might be one of these: http://www.luxi... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/230411650 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9643242368 DTSTART:20100225T210433Z DTEND:20100225T210533Z SUMMARY:Q:Platonic date time! Name one person on th... A:Platonic?! One Person?! Wow, such tight p... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/226609857 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9642676362 DTSTART:20100225T204939Z DTEND:20100225T205039Z SUMMARY:Q:Did you ever (or, times being what they a... A:A lot of the time, I think of The Monkey ... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/226528714 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9641296421 DTSTART:20100225T201242Z DTEND:20100225T201342Z SUMMARY:dude! where'd my DMs go ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9640702750 DTSTART:20100225T195702Z DTEND:20100225T195802Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically ice ice baby too colddd... too colddd... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9637719860 DTSTART:20100225T183718Z DTEND:20100225T183818Z SUMMARY:@SamelaAnderson thanks! have an awesome few weeks more on holiday :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9636931377 DTSTART:20100225T181619Z DTEND:20100225T181719Z SUMMARY:@SamelaAnderson where are the pics?! hope you're having a great time, can't wait till you come home to tell us about everything END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9636887327 DTSTART:20100225T181510Z DTEND:20100225T181610Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically oops! "complex governmental paperwork processes" usually make my head explode END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9608741211 DTSTART:20100225T033552Z DTEND:20100225T033652Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically filing, collating, stapling, copying, faxing? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9605749862 DTSTART:20100225T022628Z DTEND:20100225T022728Z SUMMARY:i feel bad for skipping a friend's dad's funeral.. haven't seen them in over 20 years, but still. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9591986257 DTSTART:20100224T204930Z DTEND:20100224T205030Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation sorry to hear it :( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9591954990 DTSTART:20100224T204838Z DTEND:20100224T204938Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif well, come pick up your rooster. it came back this morning. stupid chicken! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9586561265 DTSTART:20100224T181747Z DTEND:20100224T181847Z SUMMARY:i'll never see Bourdain the same way anymore. http://tinyurl.com/yctv345 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9584791773 DTSTART:20100224T172847Z DTEND:20100224T172947Z SUMMARY:@TenleyDene Happy Birthday! hope this year brings you everything you wish for :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9551812727 DTSTART:20100224T005222Z DTEND:20100224T005322Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif you know me. im long winded and full of distractions :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9551676935 DTSTART:20100224T004906Z DTEND:20100224T005006Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif YA HUH ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9551649285 DTSTART:20100224T004826Z DTEND:20100224T004926Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif too many metaphors for only 140 characters to respond. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9548831326 DTSTART:20100223T234021Z DTEND:20100223T234121Z SUMMARY:i'm embarrassed to know that the earlier seasons of The Real Housewives of Orange County are much better than the current ones. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9548470357 DTSTART:20100223T233136Z DTEND:20100223T233236Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif did you ask me this? http://www.formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/216537142 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9548332519 DTSTART:20100223T232819Z DTEND:20100223T232919Z SUMMARY:Q:So you find out your friend has a secret ... A:YIKES! This is scary and hilarious at the... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/216537142 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9547843129 DTSTART:20100223T231621Z DTEND:20100223T231721Z SUMMARY:@MollyRoloff long time no see! welcome back :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9547796490 DTSTART:20100223T231514Z DTEND:20100223T231614Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif nuh uh. if that's true, then the garden hose is the snooze button END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9547549131 DTSTART:20100223T230915Z DTEND:20100223T231015Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif not while he's crowing at 5am outside literally outside my window. i think he's a neighbors pet who likes to come to our yard. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9547100587 DTSTART:20100223T225839Z DTEND:20100223T225939Z SUMMARY:@yaldasharif YUM.. oh wait. i mean "how salty and bad for me" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9547064578 DTSTART:20100223T225746Z DTEND:20100223T225846Z SUMMARY:yesterday, a rooster was crowing at 5am outside my window. i shot him with a garden hose and he took off. stupid rooster. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9546924880 DTSTART:20100223T225423Z DTEND:20100223T225523Z SUMMARY:HA ! lost another follower! TAKE THAT POPULARITY ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9546866400 DTSTART:20100223T225258Z DTEND:20100223T225358Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically could i email it to you? i don't feel right about telling the whole world :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9546822363 DTSTART:20100223T225155Z DTEND:20100223T225255Z SUMMARY:Q:You see a celebrity in say, the grocery s... A:The way I see it is: people are people. I... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/216237192 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9546520274 DTSTART:20100223T224436Z DTEND:20100223T224536Z SUMMARY:Q:Why don't you drink? A:I've agonized about writing about this. I realize that I'm not re... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/216180798 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9541288891 DTSTART:20100223T202833Z DTEND:20100223T202933Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically its just you, deep fried x factor enigma girl! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9534812033 DTSTART:20100223T173156Z DTEND:20100223T173256Z SUMMARY:Happy National Pancake Day! I Hop, here i come!!! WOOO END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9508451147 DTSTART:20100223T031657Z DTEND:20100223T031757Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically deep fried! (thats on the plus side!) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9508122248 DTSTART:20100223T030845Z DTEND:20100223T030945Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically knee socks + knitting = funny. witchcraft + irish bar fights = scary. i don't know what quite to make of you. :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9504018808 DTSTART:20100223T012841Z DTEND:20100223T012941Z SUMMARY:@MONKEYBALLS Switzerland/Germany/France, with family friends. it was pretty epic ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9503995669 DTSTART:20100223T012808Z DTEND:20100223T012908Z SUMMARY:@nawlinsboy ahhhhhhhh that must be it. fortunately, no 21 Jump Street jokes come to mind. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9500252322 DTSTART:20100222T235846Z DTEND:20100222T235946Z SUMMARY:Ask me anything http://formspring.me/travelmonkey END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9500236456 DTSTART:20100222T235822Z DTEND:20100222T235922Z SUMMARY:Q:You come home after a great night out dri... A:I don't drink (I'll get to that part soon... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/212977758 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9492050206 DTSTART:20100222T203354Z DTEND:20100222T203454Z SUMMARY:Oh man, make an Apolo Ohno joke and lose 5 followers. People must take their 7 medal Olympic Champion seriously ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9490454734 DTSTART:20100222T195237Z DTEND:20100222T195337Z SUMMARY:I always just assumed that Apolo Ohno's father was Richard Grieco. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9485776600 DTSTART:20100222T175137Z DTEND:20100222T175237Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation best wishes and good luck to my favorite dent headed twitterer :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9451247979 DTSTART:20100222T000714Z DTEND:20100222T000814Z SUMMARY:i don't know who to root for! my beloved native USA or my adopted county of Canada! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9449017376 DTSTART:20100221T230747Z DTEND:20100221T230847Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation thats great! congrats! it's because you're an excellent writer! (whats Mama Pop?) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9363744161 DTSTART:20100220T015924Z DTEND:20100220T020024Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically Tailgate Tested! Tailgate Approved !!!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9363605190 DTSTART:20100220T015541Z DTEND:20100220T015641Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation q: is there ever a pleasant metal tang? q2: is it ok to call you Stacy when referring to you to someone else? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9363483033 DTSTART:20100220T015225Z DTEND:20100220T015325Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation @sarcasmically YEAH! what Stacy said! (the mental image cracks me up) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9358610447 DTSTART:20100219T234432Z DTEND:20100219T234532Z SUMMARY:@RachelleKOMO what beautiful weather! nothing like an off day with the pups, the hubby and the sun :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9355149666 DTSTART:20100219T221250Z DTEND:20100219T221350Z SUMMARY:@RachelleKOMO our girl "Destiny" is from Indy but all she wants to know is HOOSIER daddy? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9354808783 DTSTART:20100219T220346Z DTEND:20100219T220446Z SUMMARY:@RachelleKOMO suddenly, i hear Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls" blasting in the background END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9354064930 DTSTART:20100219T214422Z DTEND:20100219T214522Z SUMMARY:on the bright side: i got some really good Spicy Tuna today from Tanioka's! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9354013036 DTSTART:20100219T214300Z DTEND:20100219T214400Z SUMMARY:update cause i know you care: all that stuff about things going well went out the window, when Dr #2 said that its all infected. BOO. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9348118405 DTSTART:20100219T190156Z DTEND:20100219T190256Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically yeah! but drunken bar fighting Irish women don't hex monkeys over the internet.. although, i will lookout for you at Murphy's END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9347827381 DTSTART:20100219T185412Z DTEND:20100219T185512Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically that explains a lot more than the grandma witch thing :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9326186265 DTSTART:20100219T081951Z DTEND:20100219T082051Z SUMMARY:@PollyPissypants hi! i'm on the road to recovery.. surgery went well and tomorrow i have my 2nd post op check up.. thanks for your kindness! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9310138602 DTSTART:20100219T004236Z DTEND:20100219T004336Z SUMMARY:Q:Which song is your favorite to sing to (i... A:Informer by Snow You know say daddy me sn... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/192062126 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9310054379 DTSTART:20100219T004032Z DTEND:20100219T004132Z SUMMARY:i know that most of you live in or near the FROZEN TUNDRA of snowmageddeon 2010, but get yourself an Apple Slurpee from 7-11 NOW it's great! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9309998940 DTSTART:20100219T003912Z DTEND:20100219T004012Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically ha! actually i had to go to the Dr's for my followup (one of 2) but didn't need to get jinxed or hexed before i went :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9307258532 DTSTART:20100218T233355Z DTEND:20100218T233455Z SUMMARY::X END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9306943667 DTSTART:20100218T232644Z DTEND:20100218T232744Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically well, it would sure explain a lot ! hahaha, j/k END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9306912904 DTSTART:20100218T232601Z DTEND:20100218T232701Z SUMMARY:Q:What is your weakness? What can you not l... A:Kryptonite is the obvious answer.. but I ... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/191635788 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9306718026 DTSTART:20100218T232130Z DTEND:20100218T232230Z SUMMARY:Q:What 3 things do you think will become ob... A:hopefully, electric based cars.. politica... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/191601077 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9306670946 DTSTART:20100218T232025Z DTEND:20100218T232125Z SUMMARY:Q:If you had the opportunity to live one ye... A:I don't know. All of my past experiences ... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/191592990 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9306608356 DTSTART:20100218T231900Z DTEND:20100218T232000Z SUMMARY:Q:If your house was on fire and you could o... A:Material things can be replaced, but thin... http://formspring.me/travelmonkey/q/191582205 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9306165104 DTSTART:20100218T230847Z DTEND:20100218T230947Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically i think it'd be a slam dunk for the smartest 5 year old in the world :) congrats! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9305512875 DTSTART:20100218T225356Z DTEND:20100218T225456Z SUMMARY:ask me things. i might answer them! http://formspring.me/travelmonkey END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9305493451 DTSTART:20100218T225328Z DTEND:20100218T225428Z SUMMARY:i signed up for that formspring thing that all the cool kids are. to answer your first question: NO, i've never been stung on the crotch ! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9305395292 DTSTART:20100218T225111Z DTEND:20100218T225211Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation Stallone has the same thing :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9302194163 DTSTART:20100218T213432Z DTEND:20100218T213532Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically i need to find a way to incorporate that into my Dr's apt this afternoon. (post surgery follow up) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9301110683 DTSTART:20100218T210659Z DTEND:20100218T210759Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically @jurgen_nation and for the record, nothing has stung my crotch unless you are counting teenage relationship indiscretions. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9301058283 DTSTART:20100218T210535Z DTEND:20100218T210635Z SUMMARY:@sarcasmically sorry, i had to ask that after reading @jurgen_nation 's formspring question about getting stung by a bee there. :D END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9300533959 DTSTART:20100218T205205Z DTEND:20100218T205305Z SUMMARY:reality TV has failed me again: Snooki & JWoww aren't really Italian http://tinyurl.com/ybpgowo :((( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9300110915 DTSTART:20100218T204102Z DTEND:20100218T204202Z SUMMARY:@queenieakaaka thank you! i'll take all the prayers and well wishes i can get :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9299718087 DTSTART:20100218T203040Z DTEND:20100218T203140Z SUMMARY:just had an early lunch @PokeStop .. best "fast food" out there, i believe. WINNAZ! .. SOOOOO ONO END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9297233013 DTSTART:20100218T192415Z DTEND:20100218T192515Z SUMMARY:@MatthewHass8 did you get the Godzilla burger? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9296624061 DTSTART:20100218T190752Z DTEND:20100218T190852Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation bee stung on the crotch. super traumatic! i wonder what @drdrew would say about that?! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9295608440 DTSTART:20100218T184117Z DTEND:20100218T184217Z SUMMARY:and you thought your relationship was bad?! http://nikkiandjohn.com/ NSFW language, but hilarity ensues :) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9295168783 DTSTART:20100218T182958Z DTEND:20100218T183058Z SUMMARY:Stuffmydadsaid: aren't you healed yet? how do you know it hurts? did they actually touch your heart? (a week after surgery, DUH) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9256928787 DTSTART:20100217T233458Z DTEND:20100217T233558Z SUMMARY:@Happpiii belated thank you for the surgery prayers and good thoughts! it went well (i guess).. we'll see after a follow up. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9256895661 DTSTART:20100217T233407Z DTEND:20100217T233507Z SUMMARY:@snuffynorton it was excellent! it is raw sashimi grade tuna chopped up mixed with a mayo-thai hot sauce with green onions on rice. yum! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9256813259 DTSTART:20100217T233205Z DTEND:20100217T233305Z SUMMARY:this is why i avoid public transportation : http://tinyurl.com/ykr57va END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9255816296 DTSTART:20100217T230654Z DTEND:20100217T230754Z SUMMARY:my mission of Spicy Tuna bowl was a success thanks to Foodland. my mouth is STILL hot. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9252534660 DTSTART:20100217T214246Z DTEND:20100217T214346Z SUMMARY:@jurgen_nation OH MAN! my friends and i often talk about making adult sized big wheels to drive around.. it would be SO COOL END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/travelmonkey/statuses/9252479410 DTSTART:20100217T214120Z DTEND:20100217T214220Z SUMMARY:@CulinaryFool i'm sure there is a common ancestor there somewhere :) END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR